Written for Sunday Photo Fiction. A story of about saving Humanity begins after the photo. Don’t get mad at me when you read the last line. π
Genre: Science Fiction/Humor
The Package
The world had gone mad.
Fusion bombs could now be made in anyone’s garage. Weapons went off everywhere. The Troubles in Ireland reignited. The fighting spread deep into the ROI. At least the Guinness factories escaped destruction.
And now a Sea King helicopter lowered Dr. Seamus Donegal down to the ship’s deck. Men in silvery hazmat suits and Geiger counters walked out, examining him and the precious Package he carried. Once cleared, the captain escorted him to the rear of the ship. He fired a flare gun over the water. “How is it you know their language, Donegal?”
“It’s a long story, Captain,” said Donegal clutching The Package tight.
“Is that a weapon?”
“No, Captain. It’s tribute.”
“What could they want?
Waters boiled and a giant undersea vessel, larger than three supertankers, emerged and settled. A massive cannon, the size of a small ship, swiveled and pointed towards London.
“Our scientists estimate that gun could release over two Terajoules of energy,” said the captain.
“27 Terajoules to be exact. Enough to obliterate London with a single shot.”
“How do you know this?”
“Enough, Captain!” scolded Donegal. Two tall, grey creatures floated from the vessel and landed beside the men. They spoke to Donegal in a strange language and he fluidly replied in kind.
“How do you know this alien language?”
“It isn’t alien, Captain! We’ve known them a long time.” He handed The Package to the creature. It’s small mouth found a way to smile. It handed the package to the other one who fumbled and dropped it. The packing split open and the content’s label was clear to see.
“Seriously?” glared the captain.
“It’s the only thing they can’t make!” explained Donegal.
“All this for THAT!”
“It’s kept us all safe for almost 300 years. Other kinds for a thousand years before then.”
“Who would’ve thought Humanity could be saved, by a case of Guinness!”
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Each Sunday, Alastair Forbes presents an original photo for use as a writing prompt. The list of talented writers joining us is growing. Won’t you join us? Here’s this week’s prompt: http://sundayphotofictioner.wordpress.com/2014/01/05/sunday-photo-fiction-january-5th-2014/
HAHAHA Fantastic π
The Case of A Case In Case
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Haha! Clever. We really need to protect those breweries and make sure their safe. Thanks so much, Al!
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We do indeed. Without those we are finished
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True Irishmen with a few bottle of Guinness to keep the earth safe. Cute.
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Did I mention I’m part Irish?
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You mention Ireland in your story. I’m Irish too when I hang out at the Blarney Stone. Not really. π but that’s the bar I hang out at when I use to drink regularly.
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Oh everybody is with a few pints in them. I’m part Irish even before I drink .It’s a small part, mind you, but it’s the most important part. The one that loves a really well-crafted beer.
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What a great bit of science fiction humor! Who could be mad at a case of Guinness saving the world?
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Thanks Robin! Well, that’s certainly the way I feel. Certainly Guinness has done a lot of good for the world. π Thanks so much for reading!
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Ahhh my Granny would be proud of you π
Love this, very imaginative Mr Momus.
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I guess your gran was a fan of Guinness? My Grandpa died at the Guinness plant. Drowned in a vat of beer. Sadly, he didn’t die quick. He had to step out three times to pee. *ba dum bum* j/k π
Thanks so much Lyn!
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Oh dear, I just shakes my head at you π
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Wonderfully imagined.
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Thank you!
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Fantastic story. Man and their breweries!
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Hehe. I saw a documentary once that claims we developed civilization because of beer. The had pretty compelling evidence. But as you can see, it saved us from an advanced civilization from beneath the sea. Once again, beer saves us. Thanks much for visiting!
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Its amazing how you have woven that information into your story. Very imaginative and interesting.
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I guess all that useless trivia in my head is the source for all these stories. Thanks, Indira.
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Please transfer at least 1% from that wonderful head to me, I also want to write .
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