Normalcy: Friday Fictioneers 06Jun13

Flash Fiction for the Friday Fictioneers.

Genre: Science Fiction/Humor
Word Count: 101

Copyright – EL Appleby

Normalcy

“Reanimating these animals on Earth’s first colony is essential for establishing normalcy,” said Haley. “Simply empty a vial here, and press this button.” Haley pressed it. Within moments a Badger dashed from the machine.

“Gotcha, boss,” said James.

Haley trotted off, and James emptied a vial into the vat. The phone rang. It was his wife. James listened attentively about the plumbing. Hung up.

James emptied a vial into the vat; the phone rang. His wife. The air smelled funny, apparently.

James emptied a vial into the vat; the phone rang. His wife…

Finally, James pressed the button.

So much for normalcy.
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The Friday Fictioneers is a group writing 100 word flash fiction from a photo prompt. Anyone is invited to join Rochelle Wisoff-Fields as she leads us wherever our imagination takes us. Have a look at the prompt page here: http://rochellewisofffields.wordpress.com/2013/06/05/6-june-2013/

About EagleAye

I like looking at the serious subjects in the news and seeking the lighter side of the issue. I love satire and spoofs. I see the ridiculous side of things all the time, and my goal is to share that light-hearted view.
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58 Responses to Normalcy: Friday Fictioneers 06Jun13

  1. Finally, I understand a companies “no personal calls on work time” policy! Turn off the phone!

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  2. Lyn says:

    Is it any wonder more men have heart attacks than women? Different and good take on the prompt Eagleman 😉

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  3. Trudy says:

    Classic example of the inability to multi-task! Not just restricted to men, I’m rubbish at it too, I could see me doing something like this! Really funny story:-)

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    • EagleAye says:

      Yup. I could see me doing that too. I’ve got my head up in the clouds too much for repetitive tasks. Thanks for stopping in the shop, and please come again anytime.

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  4. Well! We can land on the moon, establish a new colony, but can’t find a decent plumber. True life story.

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  5. First came a badger, then a badger called and badgered the badger creator who created a multiple something or other and BIG Badger things probably followed. I get it. Now, the important question: did James wife get her plumbing fixed?

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    • EagleAye says:

      Nope, the plumber didn’t finish. His wife called. Now the toilet spouts and the sink flushes. Earth’s first colony might be in trouble. They’re bringing in Mr. Bean to help…

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  6. Even though I could see that coming, I really enjoyed it, EA, and you wrote it well.

    janet

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  7. Alastair says:

    Haha I love that 🙂

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  8. elappleby says:

    This is brilliant – perfectly crafted. Proper laugh out loud funny 😆

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  9. Jan Brown says:

    A very imaginative “explanation” of how the creature came into being! Good job!

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  10. misskzebra says:

    I like it, very creative. 😀

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  11. Helena Hann-Basquiat says:

    The great cosmic oops, perhaps, that gave us the platypus, the fax machine, and Oprah Winfrey.

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  12. H. Ken Abell says:

    My favourite of yours! Well written, and clever.

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  13. neenslewy says:

    A great take on the prompt.

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  14. LucyJartz says:

    I have been doing a lot of tasks more effectively since I started doing one thing at time and ended multitasking.

    My sic-fi son got a groan out of this one too. Good Job!

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  15. Dear E. A.

    A delightful tale. Just as I’ve always suspected…not only will men not ask for directions, they won’t follow instructions.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

    PS “Normal” is a setting on a washing machine. 😉

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    • EagleAye says:

      Especially when somebody keeps calling. Some of us can handle a washing machine, even. Although, if called frequently, I might put in too much soap before pushing the “button.” Thanks so much for visiting.

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  16. kz says:

    so that explains the weird creature. tsk3 ah well, normal is boring 🙂 great tale

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  17. Constant distracting calls…seems pretty normal to me. 🙂 I guess it’s time to establish a new norm with this creature.

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    • EagleAye says:

      Hehe. In the old office where I worked, it was always distracting phone calls. It’s a wonder I got anything done. Perhaps this new beast could be called phonus maximus?

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  18. Yes that is quite a plausible explaination…. maybe today it would say… yet another facebook update … vial .. …O a retweet …. vial… yes a like on wordpress (and a comment)… vial

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