Never Stop Searching – Friday Fictioneers

Written for the Friday Fictioneers. A story about seeking things, and the dangers of doing so, begins after the picture.

Genre: Humor
Word Count: 100

Copyright: Sean Fallon

Never Stop Searching

“I’m meant to be shared,” said Victor, preening before the mirror.

“But you’re my love-bot!” wailed Heather.

“Sex-bot. I need new lovers, new relationships.”

“I won’t share you. Never!” Heather’s cheeks streamed.

Victor crossed his arms. “I’ll never stop searching for new experiences.”

“Is that your final word?”

“Yes!”

Heather held up a special tool. “Okay then.”

She left his parts on East 60th Street, the most dangerous neighborhood in the city. Soon, the notorious Slasher Gang found him.

“Hey! We found our shooting practice robot,” said 2-Money. We needed this. It’s like I always say, Icepick, never stop searching!”
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Each week, Rochelle Wisoff-Fields offers a photo, donated by fellow writers, as a writing prompt for up to 100 words. Anyone may join this week of willing and wily writers for fun and stories. Here’s this week’s prompt: http://rochellewisofffields.wordpress.com/tag/friday-fictioneers/

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About EagleAye

I like looking at the serious subjects in the news and seeking the lighter side of the issue. I love satire and spoofs. I see the ridiculous side of things all the time, and my goal is to share that light-hearted view.
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25 Responses to Never Stop Searching – Friday Fictioneers

  1. Anonymous says:

    moo-hahahahahaha.

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  2. Indira says:

    I know Comment should be original but I can’t think of anything else than ‘ moo-hahahahahaha.’

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  3. Yes, this was great. I totally agree that Sex-bots should be more faithhful to their owners. Good job and great detail. I love all your names, especially 2-money!

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    • EagleAye says:

      Yeah. I mean you can’t “own” another human being, but you can “own” a sex-bot. She’d become enamored with the sex-bot, which is inadvisable, but he deserved it for denying the owner’s wishes. At least he can say she gave him a new experience, albeit one he hadn’t planned on!

      Thanks much for your comments!

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  4. Jan Brown says:

    Well, now he’s with others who share his quest for new experiences!!!

    When she gets her next bot, she should ask if it comes with a loyalty chip 🙂

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  5. List of X says:

    All sex-bots are pigs.

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  6. kz says:

    well how about that, the slutty sex-bot found his new experience 🙂 hilarious.

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  7. Lyn says:

    Arrogant toad! Serves him right.

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  8. AnElephant finds your little tale quite delightful.
    But finds the comments rather critical of poor sex-bot.
    After all, he is presumably designed by a man?

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    • EagleAye says:

      Checking my notes…ah…he was designed by 432 people, 162 of them were women, and 1 hermaphrodite. It’s hard to say who had the most influence on him. Methinks his self-programming module exceeded operating parameters and sex-bot has no one to blame but himself.

      Thanks for stopping in!

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  9. Anja says:

    ha…I need this laugh today. All sex-bots are the same if you ask me. Only after one thing.

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    • EagleAye says:

      It seems so. Perhaps they need to get in touch with their feminine side and stop to consider long walks on the beach once in a while. 😉

      Glad you got a needed laugh. Thanks for visiting!

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  10. Dear E. A.

    Still trying to wrap my head around a sex-bot. Love the way you carried the phrase, “never stop searching…” through the piece.

    shalom,

    Rochelle

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  11. This would be my luck, a cheating sex bot!

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