Counting Coup – Friday Fictioneers

Written for the Friday Fictioneers. A little ghost story begins after the photo.

Genre: Urban Fantasy/Humor
Word Count: 100

Photo by: Adam Ickes

Counting Coup

Walking Hawk’s ghost could only touch the corporeal world through his shoes. Walking mostly, he rarely counted coup anymore. He’d forgiven the
wasichu’s greediness. And then…

He found Ned talking loudly beside a Native-American mural. “Yeah, we took their land,” said Ned, smirking. “But hell, we named a football team after ’em. They ought’a be thankful!”

One hour later, Ned squirmed in his straitjacket. “It’s true! Them shoes rose up by themselves and kicked me in the cojones. My teeth too!”

Onlookers never saw the lone pair of shoes perform a coup-counting dance, and walk away with a little skip.
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Every week, the wise and wonderful Rochelle Wisoff-Fields enjoins us to write up to 100 words from an image prompt. Everyone is invited our imagination’s bloom. Here is this week’s prompt: http://rochellewisofffields.wordpress.com/2013/12/11/13-december-2013/

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About EagleAye

I like looking at the serious subjects in the news and seeking the lighter side of the issue. I love satire and spoofs. I see the ridiculous side of things all the time, and my goal is to share that light-hearted view.
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38 Responses to Counting Coup – Friday Fictioneers

  1. Al says:

    HAHAHAHA Fantastic πŸ˜€

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  2. Jan Brown says:

    Great story! Creative administration of justice πŸ™‚

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  3. Adam Ickes says:

    Love it! Ned got what he deserved.

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  4. J. Milburn says:

    Ha! I only wish one would have split off and kicked him in his backside, so we get a “boot to the ass” image πŸ˜‰ Great take on the prompt!

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    • EagleAye says:

      Actually, I was intending for Ned to say, “yeah, we kicked their injun butts.” And in return, he gets kicked hard in the butt. I ran out of words quick though, and had to streamline.

      Thanks bunches for your thoughts and comments!

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  5. Haha! I know all about counting coup from reading a zillion stories about Indians while I was growing up. More Indian revenge.

    janet

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  6. hahaha loved this. fun read. πŸ™‚

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  7. Lyn says:

    Yaay! TOUCHDOWN!

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  8. Sandra says:

    You’ve got to love those shoes! Nice one.

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  9. Revenge can be sweet… especially when dealing with a real @$$hole! Nice job. πŸ™‚

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  10. Dear E. A.

    Revenge, one ignorant redneck at a time. Sweet!

    shalom,

    Rochelle

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  11. Indira says:

    Thanks for the links. Your stories are informative too. Loved the straitjacket part.

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  12. atrm61 says:

    Ha!ha!So funny EA!So much for Ned’s smart -ass remarks and “honest” confessions-he should have kept his big mouth shut-both the times πŸ˜‰

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  13. Perfect…love the shoes dancing away … that was sure one way to take revenge..

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  14. I love this! The kick was well deserved! Great commentary, too. Your humorous delivery gives it even more power.

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  15. rgayer55 says:

    A very entertaining story, Eric. Quite enjoyable.

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  16. Ned ended up with not only his foot but someone else’s in his mouth

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