The Relationship – Gargleblaster #182

“I don’t care,” said Felix. “I love you.”

“You should,” Maria scolded. “I’m an illegal alien!”

“Once we’re married, no problemo,” countered Felix.

Maria removed her scarf. “And this?”

Felix eyed her alien gills. “You can take a job as a lifeguard?”
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About EagleAye

I like looking at the serious subjects in the news and seeking the lighter side of the issue. I love satire and spoofs. I see the ridiculous side of things all the time, and my goal is to share that light-hearted view.
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12 Responses to The Relationship – Gargleblaster #182

  1. tnkerr says:

    Or maybe a diver?

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  2. Or a mermaid! Great write, as usual. 🙂

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  3. Kinley Dane says:

    Ha, that’s fun. But i think the obvious job for her is synchronized swimmer in the Olympics 🙂

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  4. Tina says:

    Nice little zinger at the end!

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  5. Lyn says:

    Yes, you’re very good at zinger endings Eric 🙂 I thoroughly enjoyed this short and sweet love story.

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  6. Indira says:

    You really have some weird ideas but I enjoy very much.

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