Written for the Friday Fictioneers. A story, about a man – a man and his fish finder, begins after the photo.
Genre: Speculative Fiction/Humor
Fish Finder
Albert sat on bench on the pedestrian bridge beneath the steely skies of Vancouver. Idly, he tossed a herring to the pelican sitting beside him. He sighed and dialed his cell phone.
“Whatcha’ got?” said Captain Girand.
“Percy says, large school of anchovy 20 miles west of Quatsino Sound,” said Albert.
“Terrific! Percy is an amazing fish finder.”
“He’s got a knack I guess.”
“He’s so accurate. Is Percy a talking seagull?”
Albert spat. “Yeah, right. See you.” He hung up, and turned to the pelican. “He asked if you’re a talking seagull.”
“Idiot,” scoffed Percy, cleaning his feathers. “Everybody knows seagulls can’t talk!”
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Author’s Notes:
I actually research these things. There really is a Quatsino Sound, though I’ve never been there: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quatsino_Sound
Each week, the Friday Fictioneers meet in secret on a pedestrian bridge in Vancouver to share tales of mystery and imagination based upon a photo prompt. Look here to see the many stories told by this secret society: http://rochellewisofffields.wordpress.com/2014/10/22/24-october-2014/
I bet Pelicans sound like Walter Cronkite: somewhat lugubrious and a tad cranky.
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Haha! I imagine you’re right. I can see that easily. Thanks for stopping in! ๐
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This got a giggle until I read your comment about research. THAT got a snort! ๐
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Haha! Whatever it takes. ๐ Glad you got a giggle, and thanks! ๐
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Great occupation for a talking pelican – I hope he’s getting a fair commission. Wonderfully entertaining story.
Marg
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janet
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Thanks Janet. ๐
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That Percy, he’s cheap! Giving up his fellow fish for one herring. Great story.
Claire
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Hehe. He gets more than that over the month. It’s much easier than having to chase the fish down. ๐ Thanks for stopping in, Claire! ๐
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LOL gotta love talking Pelicans. That ending was wonderful, Eric ๐
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Thanks kindly, Lyn. Talking pelicans are always fun. Glad you enjoyed. ๐
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Dear Eric,
Once more you’ve made me laugh. Great story.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Thanks Rochelle! I’m always hoping for a laugh. ๐
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Lovely story. May his boss never figure out the truth about Percy.
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Yup. He’d never believe it. That’s why he and Percy meet anonymously on a bridge. Glad you enjoyed it. ๐
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Nice one, very funny. I can imagine them sitting there.
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Thank you. Glad you liked it. ๐
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:-). My morning started with this. Loved it.
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Cool. It’s good to start off with fun, yes? Thanks Indira! ๐
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Eagle Eye, This is so great and you did a fantastic job with the prompt! Go Percy! Nan ๐
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Thank you Nan! I appreciate that. ๐
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Ha! Nice story, well written. Almost feels like a set up for a joke (A pelican walks into a bar…).
Cheers
KT
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Haha! It kinda is. That’s how the idea came to mind. Glad the humor worked for you, and thanks much for stopping by. ๐
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