Paying Tuition Fees
When I rented the room, I did not think it would be this one! Worse, the one window looked out onto this tiny outhouse, fit only for dwarves. I shouldn’t complain. I could barely afford much rent with the crushing tuition fees at MIT. Luckily, the cottage had its own bathroom. It was months before I saw a tiny man dressed all in green standing beside the outhouse. He fit the size of it perfectly. Curious, I confronted him.
“Me pot o’ gold is safe? Ye never entered?” he wheezed.
“It’s too small for me.”
He began talking, and talking, and talking some more. I listened patiently. Two hours later, he said, “Ye seem a fine lad. Let me show ye somethin’.”
He walked, I crawled, inside the outhouse.
Minutes passed outside, but seven years inside, before I crawled back out in dragon-hide armor. “I never realized it was so easy,” I said.
“Aye,” said the leprechaun. “Turning lead into gold is nuthin’!”
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Each monday, it’s time to finish the story. This week the start was, “When I rented the room, I did not think it would be this one!” Barbara’s great pic above was the media prompt. Look here for more stories based upon the prompts: http://mondaysfinishthestory.wordpress.com/2014/11/17/mondays-finish-the-story-november-17th-2014/
Good story! 🙂 Thank you for taking part of this challenge and stay tuned for the next installment! ^..^
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Thank you! And I will. 🙂
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I would definitely pay for my college like that if I could, especially if I could get a set of dragon-hide armor to go with it. 🙂
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Hehe. The armor alone could cover the tuition, but he won’t need to sell it. I think he’ll have plenty of gold for sale soon. Thanks for the visit! 🙂
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Sheesh. I could use an outhouse like that about now. 🙂 Well done.
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Hehe. I could too. Thanks very much! 🙂
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Unfortunately, there isn’t that much lead in outhouses either. 🙂
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Haha! That is unless it’s located near a nuclear plant. 😉
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You took the prompt and did a twista-rooney on it 🙂 LOL it is nothing like the outhouse we had when I was a kid. The only surprise you got was if you happened to be in there when the “toilet man” came around to change the pan twice a week. Scary; very scary 😮
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Oy! I’ll bet that’s very awkward moment. Yikers. We didn’t have an outhouse, and sadly, no leprechauns either. Thanks much for the visit, Lyn! 🙂
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An excellent take.
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Thank you! 🙂
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