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He dragged it onto the beach. “Look Honey!”
“What is it?” she asked.
“A cruise ship. I found it near Honolulu. Look at all the Humans screaming.”
“So cute!”
Godzilla’s wife turned to her brood of 127 hatchlings. “Children! Papa brought home breakfast!”
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Nice one.
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Thank you! 🙂
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That made me smile.
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Awesome. I love to hear that. Thanks, Michelle! 🙂
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Funny! I love your sense of humor. And your writing, of course.
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Thank you much! I’m glad they both appeal. Glad you got a laugh, and thanks for the visit! 🙂
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LOL…another one that cracks me up. I watched the new Godzilla movie not too long ago and that is probably why I liked this so much. Great take! ♥
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Most cool. I was hoping to stir up some laughs. I’m a huge Godzilla fan. That giant monster is always present somewhere within my imagination, located nearby my funnybone. 😉 Thanks much!
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This is cool
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Thank you kindly 🙂
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I hope they floss after that meal.
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OMG. I almost snorted rum & coke out of my nose. Nice. You caught me off-guard with that. 😀 I think they do floss. They usually use the ship’s mooring lines for that. Thanks much for the visit. 🙂
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Bahahaha! That comment is awesome!
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Another reason why I will never go on a cruise ship. Thanks for the grin, much needed today!
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Haha! You never know when it’s meal time in the Godzilla household. Glad to know you got a grin when you needed it. Thanks for stopping in! 🙂
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Must have thought it was a floating restaurant 🙂 It made me think of the story of the two cannibals who saw the trader riding through the trees on his bicycle. One of them said to the other, “Oh look, meals on wheels.” :p
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Haha! Maybe Godzilla thinks he’s in one of those sushi bars where the sushi floats by on a little boat. Just reach out and grab what you want. It’s that easy when you’re Godzilla.
Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other, “does this taste funny to you?”
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Groan!
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Hahaha! Between the post itself and your last comment, I’m giggling away here 🙂
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Awesome. Giggles are what I want to hear. Thanks much! 🙂
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You’re too funny.
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Thank you much! 🙂
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This was such a fun little story!
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Thank you! Glad you liked it. 🙂
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