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“Who are you?” shouted Gerhard, turning on the lights.
“Sorry,” drawled Ben, clearly drunk. “Thought I was home.”
“This is MY house!”
“Yeah,” Ben sipped more whiskey. “Guess I can’t now.”
“Can’t what?” growled Gerhard.
“Compliment my wife on the awesome sex.”
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EagleAye
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Ouch!
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Exactly! 🙂
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That attitude… Like it was normal. 🙂
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Yeah, I have a feeling his next stop won’t be the correct house. It’ll be the hospital. 🙂
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Oh!
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Uh, yeah. Awkward!
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Now that was funny.
DJ
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Hehe. Thanks Danny! 🙂
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Don’t you just hate it when that happens?
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Oy! Not a very good moment. Definite storm clouds are brewing.
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Uh oh! I don’t think he wants to stick around much longer 😉
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Uh huh. Time to get out of there, fast! He’s so drunk though, he probably won’t escape in time. Yikes! Thanks for stopping in! 🙂
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Can always count on you to make me laugh in a surprised and unexpected kind of way 🙂
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I do aim to please. I love to hear you’re getting a good laugh. That’s awesome. Thanks so much!
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my immediate response: an out loud “oh, fuck” accompanied by laughter.
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Haha! Yep. That’s the reaction I was expecting, because you know what followed involved a baseball bat, a call on a bloody phone, and paramedics. 😉 Glad you laughed, and thanks!
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haha! Great answer and really well told!
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Awesome. Glad to hear that. I appreciate it. 🙂
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This tickled my funny bone!
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So cool. I was aiming for the funny bone. 😉 I’m glad to hear it worked. Thank you kindly!
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This reminded me of the time our drunk neighbor from the top floor of the duplex stumbled into our kitchen . . . until the end. That ending was totally not what I expected.
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Yikers! That must’ve been disturbing. I’m happy to hear my ending wasn’t included. That would be…awfully awkward. Glad I could catch you by surprise. Thanks so much for the visit! 🙂
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Congratulations on your editor’s pick this week!
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Thank you kindly! It was a happy surprise. 🙂
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Oh that is just baaaaaaad! Great work!
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Hehe. It is. Glad you enjoyed it. Thank you much! 🙂
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Oh. My…. it’s funny, but it’s not 🙂
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Yeah, that’s true. I can see folks laughing at first, then going, “but then what happens after is going to ugly! “
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