The Guava Trick – Chimera 66

The Guava Trick

Chance Garza slurped her guava juice. The attractive intern moaned over-dramatically, “Mmmm! If guava sat on shit, I’d eat it.”

The gathered biologists chuckled in the Panamanian heat.

Garrett sighed. She’d slept with every male scientist, except Garrett.

Chance waved goodnight.

Garrett slumped dejectedly.

Grinning, Larry Baugh placed a vial before Garrett, saying, “It’s time you knew.”

Garrett examined the label. It read, “Cologne: Guava Flavor.”
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This week at the Gramar Ghoul Press’ Chimera 66, the word prompt is: Guava. Exactly 66 words, no more, no less, should be written with the word “Guava” included. Look here for more stories answering the prompt: http://www.grammarghoulpress.com/chimera-66-4-kickoff/

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About EagleAye

I like looking at the serious subjects in the news and seeking the lighter side of the issue. I love satire and spoofs. I see the ridiculous side of things all the time, and my goal is to share that light-hearted view.
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15 Responses to The Guava Trick – Chimera 66

  1. “Guava Cologne”, indeed…you are bad…

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  2. Hee! Guava cologne. Hmmmm. So for this woman guava is an aphrodisiac. Good one, EA!

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  3. greenmanwood says:

    The same level of excellence I’ve come to expect since following your blog. Bravo!

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  4. Suzanne says:

    Sure beats that axe stuff. Nice of his friends to let him in on their secret. πŸ™‚

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  5. Tony Lovell says:

    Oh, wow!!! I mean, I know what is going on here, but my mind instantly went to “guava on shit + Garrett getting guava cologne = Garret is shit…or the more positive phrase, ‘Da Shit!”

    So funny!!

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    • EagleAye says:

      Haha! You know, I had that angle in the back of my mind, and I doubted that anyone would consider it. I should have more faith in the creativity of readers. Thank you much! I’m glad you had fun.

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  6. storydivamg says:

    Great stuff, Eric! It seems this guava cologne is a bit better than the old-school funky cold Medina.

    Cheers!
    MG

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