Tee-Shirt – Gargleblaster Microfiction #205

Source: dorkly.com

Hidoshi loved jogging fast.

His running shirt had American writing. He liked it, but didn’t know what it read.

While visiting America, he ran often.

Americans saw him, and sprinted away.

“Why?” he wondered, taking off the tee-shirt that read, “Bomb Squad.”

About EagleAye

I like looking at the serious subjects in the news and seeking the lighter side of the issue. I love satire and spoofs. I see the ridiculous side of things all the time, and my goal is to share that light-hearted view.
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9 Responses to Tee-Shirt – Gargleblaster Microfiction #205

  1. Lyn says:

    It’s way too early to be laughing (5:00am — couldn’t sleep). Those gargleblasters need a good slap sometimes 😀 And the t-shirt in the picture is so, so un-PC 🙄

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    • EagleAye says:

      Hehe. Laughter is good anytime. Just yesterday, Shey told me I was laughing in my sleep. Must have been a good dream. 🙂 I looked at a lot of tee-shirts. That was one the the most PC I could find. Many had the F-bomb. It doesn’t bother me, but I avoided them just in case others aren’t as open-minded as me. Glad you were laughing, and thanks Lyn! 🙂

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      • Lyn says:

        I have to admit, I’m not a fan of the F-bomb. You can’t escape hearing it when you’re out and about, but seeing it on T-shirts drives me to distraction 🙄

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  2. C.C. says:

    Love the humor in this 😛

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  3. LOL…yeah…that would make them run. But I think crap your hands might make them run away too. LOL

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    • EagleAye says:

      When you see a running man with a “bomb squad,” it’s time to run too! That pic was about the least offensive “funny tee-shirt” pic I could find. Still I think it’s funny all the horribly translated tee-shirts going around. Apparently the American ones with Chinese characters are just as bad. 😀


  4. Dang it all! I was not ready for that 😀

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