A Fine Pair – Chimera 66

A Fine Pair

It was late. Jared slumped in his chair, drowning in angst.

His secretary, formerly a Playboy centerfold, approached wearing a long coat and heels.

“What’s wrong, boss?” said Jennifer.

“The company’s failing,” murmured Jared.

Slowly, teasingly, Jennifer opened her coat.

Jared’s eyes bugged. ” My God! Are those real?”

“Completely,” crooned Jennifer.

Jared caressed them reverently…

…and pulled the pair of contracts from her pouch. “We’re saved!”
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This week at the Grammar Ghoul Press’ Chimera 66 writing challenge #13, the word prompt is: Angst. Look here for more stories answering the challenge: http://www.grammarghoulpress.com/chimera-66-writing-challenge-13/

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About EagleAye

I like looking at the serious subjects in the news and seeking the lighter side of the issue. I love satire and spoofs. I see the ridiculous side of things all the time, and my goal is to share that light-hearted view.
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12 Responses to A Fine Pair – Chimera 66

  1. Lyn says:

    I’m shaking my head and rolling my eyes. LOL honestly Eric, sometimes you’re such a bad boy 😀

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  2. I like Big Contracts and I cannot lie … 🙂

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  3. tedstrutz says:

    Man, I hate to be so dense… but I don’t get it.

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    • EagleAye says:

      Well, didn’t it seem like he was fondling her breasts? Instead, he was really admiring the business contracts, in the pouch at her waist, that would insure his company would be making money again. It’s just me offering up innuendo and pulling a switcheroo at the last moment. 🙂

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  4. Michael says:

    I took two Contracts classes in law school. Offer, acceptance, consideration, good faith rule, Statute of Frauds…. trust me, your story is much, much more fun. 🙂

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  5. Suzanne says:

    Hahaha! Nicely done. 😀

    Liked by 1 person

  6. Hee! Wow. You had me going there for a minute. Good one!

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