Old Ways – Gargleblaster Microstories #209

Malika desired giving up the Old Ways to be normal.

She opened a restaurant.

Then the last drunken customer of the night grabbed her butt. “What’ll be the main course?” he grinned salaciously.

Normal be damned!

Malika bared her fangs. “Marinated Human!”
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About EagleAye

I like looking at the serious subjects in the news and seeking the lighter side of the issue. I love satire and spoofs. I see the ridiculous side of things all the time, and my goal is to share that light-hearted view.
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20 Responses to Old Ways – Gargleblaster Microstories #209

  1. Oooooo! He just got sautΓ©ed! This was priceless. You always managed to crack me up!! Brilliant! Perhaps he should be boiled in his own pudding. LOL I am still laughing. Thanks for the fits of giggles!!! πŸ˜€

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  2. Dave says:

    Vampire that’s an expert chef…there’s a novel in that idea, for somebody. Recette de porc Γ  long, $65.

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  3. C.C. says:

    Wickedly delicious πŸ™‚

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  4. List of X says:

    I think the Old Way is fresh humans, so “marinated” is still progress. πŸ™‚

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  5. Beautiful! On behalf of everyone who is, or ever has been a server…thank you. πŸ™‚

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  6. Christine says:

    I’d skip the marinade myself. πŸ™‚

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  7. Lyn says:

    You could say he got his just desserts πŸ˜‰
    My daughter worked in Lone Star while putting herself through university. She had a table of four do a runner one night. They didn’t get far, she took off after them and they were caught between her and the security guard at the entrance to the casino (across the road). She returned to the restaurant with the money for the bill (and a tip) to the applause of the other diners.

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    • EagleAye says:

      Haha! Oh, yes he did. That’s a really funny story about your daughter. Good on her! She really must know how to intimidate wayward customers if she came back with a tip as well. I see you raised her well. πŸ˜‰

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  8. Indira says:

    She has no option. Lol. From where you get all these naughty ideas’ marinated human’?

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  9. Michael says:

    This was better than twilight!

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  10. afairymind says:

    That is one restaurant owner you don’t want to mess with! Great story. πŸ™‚

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