A Slice of Humble Pie – Gargleblaster Microstories #210

“So? I was doing 167,” grumbled Martin. “You only stopped me because I permitted it.”

“Really?” said Sheriff Jenkins.

Martin patted his Lamborghini Aventador. “She’ll top 230. Can you?”

Jenkins clicked his remote. Jet engines ignited in his police cruiser’s rear end.

“Wanna race?”
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About EagleAye

I like looking at the serious subjects in the news and seeking the lighter side of the issue. I love satire and spoofs. I see the ridiculous side of things all the time, and my goal is to share that light-hearted view.
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20 Responses to A Slice of Humble Pie – Gargleblaster Microstories #210

  1. Dave says:

    Ok officer, how’s it at handling re-entry?

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  2. Wicked write, EA! Nice job.

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  3. Lyn says:

    I’m confused (not hard) who’s driving the car? Martin or Tyrone?
    LOL now there’s a copper ya gotta love 😀

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    • EagleAye says:

      Yikes. You caught a booboo. It’s all Martin. I fixed it now. Jenkins is a cool guy. He’s not brash…until you insult his car. Glad you liked him. Thanks Lyn! 🙂

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  4. Jennifer G. Knoblock says:

    Nicely sketched–I can picture the scene and imagine the personalities involved.

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  5. Silverleaf says:

    That is one beautiful machine. I particularly liked the bravado of that first line.

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    • EagleAye says:

      Isn’t it, though? I actually did look it up, and the Aventador really can do 230 mph. It looks like it’s speeding even if it’s sitting still. I’m glad that bravado came through. That really was critical to set up the character of Martin. Thanks much! 🙂

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  6. innatejames says:

    Whoa, Sheriff Jenkins better have a pilot’s license!

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  7. malovell024 says:

    Ooh, yes! Love it! Does Jenkins win?

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  8. jannatwrites says:

    Haha, that’s great… nice response to someone who is a little too cocky about the expensive wheels 🙂

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