Darwinism – Gargleblaster Microstories #218

Sergeant Jaworski pointed at the body. “He poked at a hornet’s nest.”

“Dumb bastard,” noted Detective MacLaren.

“…Then dove in the pool.”

“Yeah…”

“But he’d emptied the pool earlier.”

MacLaren nodded. “Death by shallow pool.”

Jaworski countered, “Death by shallow gene pool.”
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About EagleAye

I like looking at the serious subjects in the news and seeking the lighter side of the issue. I love satire and spoofs. I see the ridiculous side of things all the time, and my goal is to share that light-hearted view.
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23 Responses to Darwinism – Gargleblaster Microstories #218

  1. Uma says:

    Haha..this was great!

    Liked by 1 person

  2. kalpana solsi says:

    Simply brilliant.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Indira says:

    What is shallow gene pool? I am lost here.

    Liked by 1 person

  4. LMAO! This is utterly brilliant. LOVE this. You have outdid yourself this week! ♥

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Mara Fields says:

    Wow. You are just so darn good at telling a story is SO FEW WORDS. It’s so not my strength. Do you happen to know any writing challenges that you have to write a story over 5000 words? 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

    • EagleAye says:

      Thank you so much. I really appreciate that. If I find a story challenge like that, I’ll be the first to sign up, but in the next second I’ll be sure to let you know about it. 😉

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  6. Susanne says:

    Ooooh. Cutting. Excellent!

    Liked by 1 person

  7. C.C. says:

    Bwahaha…..hilarious 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  8. innatejames says:

    The poor bastard.

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