“Why rob a zoo?” said Roger, tied up as police sirens approached.
“Shut up!” warned the robber. “Where does that door lead?”
“Oh, the police would never look for you there, because…”
The robber dashed through.
“…It leads to the Tigers Exhibit.”
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EagleAye
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Straight into the jaws of death.
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Not much of an escape is it?
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Be careful where you go. Good one.
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I guess robbers and thieves were never much for “look before you leap.” Seems he spared the judicial system some paperwork. 😉 Thanks kindly! 🙂
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Ha! Love it when karma rectifies a situation. 🙂
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Karma always sets things to rights, maybe later…maybe sooner. 😉 Thanks much! 🙂
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Loved it
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Thank you! 🙂
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LOL this is funny. He should have waited to let the guy finish what he was saying. Now he is dinner!! Love it.
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Hehe. Ultimately the robber was beneficial. The tigers do need their exercise. 😉 Thanks much!
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Oops! too late..he should have heard out Roger. I like the way you build up your micro-stories to a climax and also lend a humorous touch to it.
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Some people just won’t stop and listen to the full story. I’m glad you enjoy those twists in the end. It’s my favorite part. Thanks so much! 🙂
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Haste took the better of that robber. Interesting take on the prompt.
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It certainly did. Well, he did want to avoid prison. He managed that at least… 😉 Thank you kindly. 🙂
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Nice! I can picture the scene like it’s a movie.
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Awesome. I love to hear that. Thanks much!
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Made me giggle 🙂 Thanks!
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Awesome. I love to hear that. Thank you kindly! 🙂
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I’m currently reading a mystery in which several people have been eaten by big cats, so it was quite a coincidence to read your take on the prompt. I like how the title is separate yet helps wrap up the story.
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Thank you! I’m glad you liked that technique. The title gets extra duty in this one. That is funny that you’re reading about folks getting eaten just now. Seems there is a theme going on for you. Thanks much!
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The moral lesson is…..:)
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Hehe. Don’t rob zoos. 😉
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