Diary Of A Newborn

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Diary Of A Newborn

Day 30.

My parents are all excited. They’re calling today my birthday already. Sheesh! Such sentimentalists.

They keep hanging around my crib all the time wearing these silly smiles. What’s that about? I’m tryin’ to sleep! And then, when I need my diaper changed, where are they? I mean it takes almost 5 seconds from when I cry ’til they arrive. That’s like, FOREVER! Who’s running this joint after all?

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And when it’s nighttime and comfortable, and any SANE person knows that’s the time to be wide awake and active, my parents are sleeping. Why do they have it all backwards? Before I came here everybody said it’s really crazy here. Now I see what they meant!

To cap it all off, my parents are seriously into photography. That means they’re always aiming these huge black tubes at me. I still don’t know what to think of that.

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They really got out of hand today with the camera-thingees, because today’s my birthday and stuff. Whatevers. So while I’m minding my own business and trying to sleep, they keep dressing me up these kooky costumes. It’s indoors, so their flashes are going off for the longest time. I’m talking minutes here! YOU try sleeping through all of that.

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They keep giggling and grinning like this is great fun. Well, you just laugh it up, folks. When I turn two, I’m getting my revenge!

Okies. I’m pooped. I’m getting some sleep with my very special blanket. I call her, Mom.

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Hannah Sophia is now four weeks old, and she’s already got us wrapped around her little finger.

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About EagleAye

I like looking at the serious subjects in the news and seeking the lighter side of the issue. I love satire and spoofs. I see the ridiculous side of things all the time, and my goal is to share that light-hearted view.
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27 Responses to Diary Of A Newborn

  1. luckyjc007 says:

    Wow! She couldn’t be more precious!

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  2. Anonymous says:

    Wow I remember those days. So precious. She will treasure these pics. Keep it up. Eric. I can see your smiling from where I am.

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  3. pattisj says:

    Four weeks already? Hannah Sophia is adorable, and I love her name. Congratulations!

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  4. If you think she has you wrapped around your finger now just wait. It gets so much better! I love having a son, but a daughter is a new ballgame of emotions. It’s great!

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    • EagleAye says:

      It really is a flood of new emotions. She’s got me feeling very protective. It really is great. 🙂

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      • Protective indeed! My 8 year old daughter came home with a skirt that my wife bought and I FLIPPED out! There are different rules for daughters. But there is a bond like no other. It’s amazing. I get excited for you when reading your posts because I know how great it is. I can see you’re enjoying it. You have so much to look forward to.

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  5. Aww so sweet!! Love the pics Eric! Thank you so much for sharing your beautiful bundle of joy!! 😉

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  6. OMGosh! So precious! She is absolutely adorable! These pictures are so cute and I can’t believe she is already 4 weeks old! She is a beautiful baby!

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  7. Shey says:

    Our cutie pie. <3<3<3

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  8. What a cutie. And she’s got a writers’s voice already. What talent.

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  9. Lyn says:

    Awww… As the grandmother of six granddaughters and three grandsons, I know cute and adorable when I see it, and these photos of Hannah Sophia certainly win the prize 😀

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  10. Anonymous says:

    Wahuhuh super cute! I miss you already Hannah…

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  11. Indira says:

    She is very cute, adorable. Lovely pics.

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