Consumed by Greed – Gargleblaster Microstories #222

“I went to slept early,” said Rebecca.

“Well, I see forced entry,” said Detective Halloway. “But there’s no sign of a burglar.”

“What about this?” Rebecca held up a large rib bone.

“Where was that?”

“Beside the diamonds in our Piranha Tank.”
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About EagleAye

I like looking at the serious subjects in the news and seeking the lighter side of the issue. I love satire and spoofs. I see the ridiculous side of things all the time, and my goal is to share that light-hearted view.
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20 Responses to Consumed by Greed – Gargleblaster Microstories #222

  1. Lyn says:

    Well, they say there are only two types of people…the quick and the dead. Obviously the robber wasn’t quick enough and the little fishy was. I know I’ve said it before (more than once) but you never cease to amaze with your imagination. Ever thought of being a writer? 😀

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  2. That is cool. Totally cool. Guess, piranhas are soon going to be man’s next best friend.

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    • EagleAye says:

      Hehe. We may see a new rise in the popularity of “Guard Fish.” It might be a dirty trick to put diamonds in a piranha aquarium, but it certainly is effective, and it really cuts down on the pet food bills. 😉 Thanks much, Ruby! 🙂

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  3. Ira PT says:

    How do you ever come to such conclusions… Bravo!

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  4. Well, I bet the burglar never saw THAT coming 😉

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  5. Kalpana solsi says:

    What a place to hide diamonds!

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  6. Michael says:

    Bad luck for the burglar. Still, crime doesn’t pay, and all that. 🙂

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  7. SRS says:

    There won’t be any more burglaries in that house ever again 🙂

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  8. luckyjc007 says:

    That fish won’t need to eat again for long time!

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  9. luckyjc007 says:

    Ha, Ha…yes, it would be a great candidate for their watchful eyes!

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  10. Ha Ha Ha, I really enjoyed this

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  11. Shey says:

    Yikes, scary pets but great home security.

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