At Last, An Explanation – Gargleblaster Microstories #223

“We found a bullet lodged in the Senator’s brain,” said the coroner. “It destroyed a significant amount of brain tissue.”

“So that killed him,” said Lieutenant Lieberman.

“Nope.”

“It doesn’t explain his sudden death?”

“No, but it does explain his voting record.”
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About EagleAye

I like looking at the serious subjects in the news and seeking the lighter side of the issue. I love satire and spoofs. I see the ridiculous side of things all the time, and my goal is to share that light-hearted view.
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12 Responses to At Last, An Explanation – Gargleblaster Microstories #223

  1. luckyjc007 says:

    Funny…yet sad…unfortunately there are a lot of “brain dead” senators in Washington! 😢

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  2. joetwo says:

    Ha ha ha! Good one!!

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  3. Lyn says:

    LOL that’s so good. It’s just possible the gun that fired that bullet might have been aimed and fired at other government leaders πŸ™‚

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    • EagleAye says:

      Exactly! It may turn out that many political leaders have been shot in the head. Unfortunately, they’re too hard-headed to realize something has gone terribly wrong with their cognition. Thanks much, Lyn! πŸ™‚

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  4. Nice work. To finesse a complete conversation in such short order is tricky!

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  5. The last line was a twister.

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  6. snapsandbits says:

    So what killed him?

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