The First Step – Gargleblaster Microstories #227

Despite six fail-safes, Frank got his arm stuck in the industrial spaghetti-making machine…for the third time.

George asked Ted, the spaghetti machine rep, “What now?”

Ted said, “We can fix this. First step is crucial.”

“What’s that?”

“Employ Frank in the mailroom.”
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About EagleAye

I like looking at the serious subjects in the news and seeking the lighter side of the issue. I love satire and spoofs. I see the ridiculous side of things all the time, and my goal is to share that light-hearted view.
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13 Responses to The First Step – Gargleblaster Microstories #227

  1. List of X says:

    Where he’s going to get paper cuts from the envelopes.

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  2. luckyjc007 says:

    I believe Frank is an accident looking for a place to happen! Poor guy.

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  3. Anonymous says:

    Poor Frank! Hope he is safe in the mailroom

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  4. Kalpana Solsi says:

    Poor frank! Hope he is safe in the mailroom.

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  5. Lyn says:

    LOL perhaps testing mattresses would be a nice safe job for him. Although even that job might turn out dangerous for Frank if a spring breaks through the mattress and impales his butt :/

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    • EagleAye says:

      Haha! I think he should take that one. But the mattresses have to be close to the ground so he doesn’t fall off and break his hip. This is a guy who needs a personal body guard to protect him…from himself!

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  6. BA ha ha ha ha!! Frank will probably fall into the automatic mail sorter like Cindy Lou Who did on the Grinch! You have such a wonderful knack of bringing humor into all of your entries. Love the way your mind works and how you write. ♥

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    • EagleAye says:

      Haha! Right. If he falls into the automatic packer, it might be a cheap way to travel. 😉 I’m glad you’re enjoying the fun in my stories. It’s my “angle.” 😉 Thanks so much for the kind words. 🙂

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