Demonic Indigestion – Gargleblaster Microstories #228

Evonne held her hand before the fires within the restaurant’s kitchen wall. “Yep. It’s a gate to Hell. You actually cooked in this?”

“Sure,” said Lindsey. “Cooked Devil’s Food cake there for years.”

“What enraged the demons?”

“Mom made Angel Food cake.”
_____________________________

About EagleAye

I like looking at the serious subjects in the news and seeking the lighter side of the issue. I love satire and spoofs. I see the ridiculous side of things all the time, and my goal is to share that light-hearted view.
This entry was posted in Short Fiction and tagged , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

26 Responses to Demonic Indigestion – Gargleblaster Microstories #228

  1. tedstrutz says:

    ***GROAN*** Love ya anyway!

    I never get notices from Yeah Write anymore… guess they kicked me out for not writing…

    Liked by 1 person

  2. LOL How dare they put something so pure in! Clever.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Susanne says:

    Well, any story that features so much cake is truly delicious!

    Liked by 1 person

  4. innatejames says:

    I can hear their commercials now: Family Owned Business since the world began!

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Christine says:

    This cracked me up. I love the idea of baking things in hellfire. Seems like there might be a bit of an essence of brimstone, though… 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  6. ……..and the cake baked looks sinfully inviting.

    Liked by 1 person

  7. Cheney says:

    This is cute 🙂 I’d take both cakes.

    Liked by 1 person

  8. Michael says:

    Heh. You’ve got to be careful when using Down Below as a bakery. 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

Don't be shy. Say something!