Naked Justice – Gargleblaster Microstories #230

“UltraDude stopped the robbery, then flew out the door!” enthused the shopkeeper.

Detective Sabrina Withers gazed at the door’s latch hook.

The shopkeeper sighed “I saw a superhero once.”

Sabrina removed a torn red speedo. “I think you’ll see him again soon.”
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About EagleAye

I like looking at the serious subjects in the news and seeking the lighter side of the issue. I love satire and spoofs. I see the ridiculous side of things all the time, and my goal is to share that light-hearted view.
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14 Responses to Naked Justice – Gargleblaster Microstories #230

  1. Refreshing as always 🙂

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  2. List of X says:

    But the real question is whether it was the inner speedo or the outer speedo…

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  3. Lyn says:

    I think all superheroes should carry a spare of budgie smugglers with them. It saves time coming back to retrieve the pair they’ve managed to shed. A contender for The Nethermind II perhaps 🙂

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    • EagleAye says:

      Trouble is, most superheroes have some lame job as their secret identity. Most can’t afford an extra pair of undies. Yeah, it’s that bad for some of our super crimefighters. Think this one is bookworthy? Hmmm…

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  4. Kalpana Solsi says:

    I don’t think the superhero will come back for a work speedo.

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  5. O M G!! HA!!!! He’s naked! He is naked, isn’t he? Holy shit…he is naked. LMAO!! I like this! 😀

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  6. Jen says:

    My eyes! My eyes! Lolol

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  7. Michael says:

    Note to self: if I ever become a superhero, don’t go with the speedo. Actually, I think “don’t go with the speedo” is a good life lesson generally.

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    • EagleAye says:

      Haha! I agree. Did you ever the the animated movie, “The Incredibles?” Hilarious. When they’re looking to get new super uniforms, the designer says, “No capes!” She recalls the hilarious pitfalls of wearing a cape. Perhaps the same could be said about Speedos.

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