Cheating

Photo by: David Stewart

Dean and Felix trained binoculars over the rusty fence.

Felix said, “You sure your girlfriend’s cheating?”

“Not sure,” whimpered Dean. “It’s just she meets this guy often.”

A man and a woman walked into the overgrown back yard. They took off their clothes.

“Dude, I’m so sorry.”

They took off their human skins.

“What’re they saying?” said Dean

Felix listened with his long-range microphone. “He’s her supervisor. She was studying you, but she’s fallen for you.”

Dean sagged against the fence.

Felix said supportively, “Dude! Your girlfriend’s an alien. Anyone would be traumatized.”

Dean sighed, “I’m just glad she’s not cheating!”
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Written for the Friday Fictioneers. Photo prompt by David Stewart. Look here to see what other folks wrote: https://rochellewisofffields.wordpress.com/2015/09/16/18-september-2015/

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About EagleAye

I like looking at the serious subjects in the news and seeking the lighter side of the issue. I love satire and spoofs. I see the ridiculous side of things all the time, and my goal is to share that light-hearted view.
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53 Responses to Cheating

  1. ansumani says:

    Dean is wise to choose an alien over a cheating human….Nice/fun story.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Dear Eric,

    Now there’s a guy who knows how to keep things in perspective. Thanks for the chuckles. Fun story.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Margaret says:

    I’m glad he didn’t reject her just because of her skin. That would have been unforgiveable. Engaging story with a good surprise ending.

    Liked by 1 person

    • EagleAye says:

      Yeah. He’s a guy who’s truly in love. Discovering she was an alien was the very least of his worries. It seems “she” chose him carefully. I’m glad you enjoyed this one. Thanks kindly! πŸ™‚

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  4. Well, that was certainly different – and very clever!
    Rosey Pinkerton’s blog

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  5. Indira says:

    Anyone than a cheater? Nice amusing story.

    Liked by 1 person

  6. jannatwrites says:

    That is hilarious! He shouldn’t feel too bad…. women are from Venus after all πŸ™‚

    Liked by 2 people

  7. Archon's Den says:

    So, they’re just normal guys. πŸ˜‰ Well told.

    Liked by 1 person

  8. Lyn says:

    I do enjoy a good love story. It’s nice to see they continued their relationship. This must have been set before Maria revealed her gills and Felix said she should become a lifeguard πŸ˜‰

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  9. What do you call an alien with three eyes! Aliiien. Sorry about that. Loved the story by the way
    Visit Keith’s Ramblings!

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  10. HAHA! Who cares if she is an alien, she loves me! Cute story Eric! I enjoyed it!

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  11. So, could you say that although she wasn’t cheating with her suoervisor, she was skin-y dipping with him?
    Fun story in the midst of some grim FF tales this week. Randy

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  12. It’s all a matter of perspective, I guess. Given the option, I think I’d rather my wife was an alien than have her cheating on me. πŸ™‚

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    • EagleAye says:

      Sure is. If someone’s cheating on you, they may as well be a repulsive alien. For Dean, he still got an alien, but at least he loves her and she’s loyal. Who can fault that?

      Like

  13. micklively says:

    I don’t think I’d like to be studied by another species, whether it was faithful or not.
    Good piece.

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  14. Melanie says:

    This gave me a giggle. Very creative. I enjoyed it.

    Liked by 1 person

  15. Fun. Yep, better to be an alien than a cheater. That man is in love. well done!

    Liked by 1 person

  16. Jan Brown says:

    Dean is right! We can live with anything but a cheaterπŸ˜„

    Liked by 1 person

  17. dmmacilroy says:

    Dear EagleEye,

    This was a strangely comforting story, sir. Humans are so, well, human, aren’t they? Well done.

    Aloha,

    Doug

    Liked by 1 person

  18. Oh, my, I really enjoyed this and am still laughing to myself. Thanks.

    janet

    Liked by 1 person

  19. gahlearner says:

    Now that is true love. And that is a fun story. πŸ™‚

    Liked by 1 person

  20. This was the most refreshing take on the prompt. Glad his love is being reciprocated. πŸ™‚

    Liked by 1 person

  21. Oliana says:

    What a nice way to end my late shift …with a chuckle. I guess he can really boast that his girlfriend is really out of this world! πŸ˜‰

    Liked by 1 person

  22. R. Todd says:

    Gotta have priorities in relationships…

    Liked by 1 person

  23. i b arora says:

    between an alien and a cheater, not much of a choice.

    Liked by 1 person

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