Mega Stinky – Gargleblaster Microstories #231

“Sir,” said the policeman. “You’ll have to shut down your skunk ranch.”

“But why?” whined Ben.

“Your neighbors claim you’re destroying the local economy. You’re driving away business.”

Ben sighed. “Well, that ain’t all I destroyed.”

“What else?”

“My sense of smell.”
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About EagleAye

I like looking at the serious subjects in the news and seeking the lighter side of the issue. I love satire and spoofs. I see the ridiculous side of things all the time, and my goal is to share that light-hearted view.
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20 Responses to Mega Stinky – Gargleblaster Microstories #231

  1. julie says:

    moohahahahahahahaha

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Hee hee! Butyl Mercaptan wins again! ☺

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  3. Tina says:

    This cracked me up!

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  4. Lyn says:

    Awww, they look so cute and cuddly. Very funny story, Eric. Maybe Ben could rent them out to clear people’s sinuses 😀

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    • EagleAye says:

      Hehe. Skunks really are very cute. You can have their glands removed and keep them as pets. They use kittie litter, I understand, but with them there’s always a lingering odour. 😉 They might indeed clear sinuses, in fact they’ll clear whole houses! 😉 Thanks much, Lyn!

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  5. Jennifer G. Knoblock says:

    Another misunderstood entrepreneur.

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  6. Michael says:

    I’m gonna have to side with the neighbors on the virtues of skunk ranchin’, I will admit.

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  7. innatejames says:

    The neighbors must not be concerned about the sudden loss of supply of the beautiful skunk skin coats his farm would contribute to.

    Liked by 1 person

  8. Joe Owens says:

    Smells like he has a big problem.

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