Police Are People Too – Gargleblaster Microstories #232

Posted on September 23, 2015 by EagleAye

“It’s been fourteen years since I’ve seen a woman,” sighed Dan

Officer Polly Connor pulled her eyes back up. “Well, this isn’t a nudist beach. Put that monster away.”

“Is that your final word?”

“No,” grinned Polly. “I’m off duty at six.”
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About EagleAye

I like looking at the serious subjects in the news and seeking the lighter side of the issue. I love satire and spoofs. I see the ridiculous side of things all the time, and my goal is to share that light-hearted view.
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21 Responses to Police Are People Too – Gargleblaster Microstories #232

  1. luckyjc007 says:
    September 23, 2015 at 9:27 AM

    LOL’s. So much said in so few words. 😀

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  3. Blogdramedy says:
    September 23, 2015 at 10:57 AM

    Hilarious! Well done, you. *grin*

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  4. Kalpana solsi says:
    September 23, 2015 at 1:57 PM

    Lol I thoroughly enjoyed it. Hope Polly teaches him a lesson after six.

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  5. joetwo says:
    September 23, 2015 at 2:59 PM

    What a welcome back. Nicely done.

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  6. List of X says:
    September 23, 2015 at 9:29 PM

    “Till then, welcome to the sex offender registry.” 🙂

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  8. PryvateLisa says:
    September 24, 2015 at 8:26 AM

    Thanks for inserting some levity in an otherwise dank sea of beautiful, but serious, entries. Nice!

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  9. GennaClaire says:
    September 24, 2015 at 8:30 AM

    I can always count on you for a lighthearted, fun take on the prompt. Love this!

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  10. Christine says:
    September 24, 2015 at 11:58 AM

    Ha. I have a feeling he’s messing with the wrong woman.

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