Nancy felt blessed since the little alien joined her household. After a year with him, she planned a party with cake and candles. Unfortunately, Sammy had much to learn about human society.
She chased the flaming alien spider with a fire extinguisher shouting, “You eat the cake, dummy! Not the burning candle!”
Written for Grammar Ghoul Press’ Shapshifting 13 writing challenge right here: http://www.grammarghoulpress.com/shapeshifting-13-19-kickoff