Cookie’s Dish – Gargleblaster Microstories #233

Posted on September 30, 2015 by EagleAye

Cookie dished out dinner to the cowboys.

Martin tried it.

It tasted like it had been stuffed into the dirty socks of a dead hobo with eczema, then fermented in sewage.

Cookie said, “How is it?”

Martin grinned. “Your cooking is improving!”
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I like looking at the serious subjects in the news and seeking the lighter side of the issue. I love satire and spoofs. I see the ridiculous side of things all the time, and my goal is to share that light-hearted view.
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25 Responses to Cookie’s Dish – Gargleblaster Microstories #233

  2. Ruby Manchanda says:
    September 30, 2015 at 12:08 PM

    If he really tasted it, it must be true love

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  3. Joy Pixley says:
    September 30, 2015 at 12:55 PM

    Ew. You managed to thoroughly disgust me in very few words, especially the part about imagining how bad it must have been last time–good job!

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  4. luckyjc007 says:
    September 30, 2015 at 2:59 PM

    Oh! Yuck!! “dirty socks of a dead hobo with eczema, then fermented in sewage.” I’d rather eat the horses food. If that was an improvement in his cooking…I don’t think I want to learn about what it was like before that! Such a tasteful post. 🙂

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  5. joetwo says:
    September 30, 2015 at 4:23 PM

    A wonderful description of taste. It makes my toes curl just thinking about it.

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  6. Lyn says:
    September 30, 2015 at 5:22 PM

    LOL and after eating, his mouth tasted like the bottom of a birdcage recently inhabited by a very old parrot with diarrhea. Oh my, your micro stories never, ever, disappoint 😀

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  7. Jen says:
    October 1, 2015 at 7:03 AM

    I can’t imagine what the other meals must have tasted like!

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  8. Rochelle Fritsch says:
    October 1, 2015 at 8:46 AM

    This made me cry-laugh! Hysterical!

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  9. Kathy Combs (@KathyCombs16) says:
    October 1, 2015 at 9:18 AM

    LMAO! WOW, makes me want to steer clear of Cookie’s cooking! LOL This was brilliant! ♥

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    • EagleAye says:
      October 1, 2015 at 11:05 AM

      Yeah, he’s best to be avoided. Since he’s started cooking there’s a long line of people waiting for stomach transplants. 😉 Glad you got a laugh. Thanks kindly! 🙂

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  10. GennaClaire says:
    October 1, 2015 at 11:40 AM

    First of all, I love the name Cookie. Second of all, I love your description of her (his?) cooking. Third, I think those who eat my cooking can relate to this. 🙂

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    • EagleAye says:
      October 1, 2015 at 4:35 PM

      (His) awful cooking is only outdone by his personal hygiene. Yeah. I’m sure anything you’ve made is a breath of fresh air compared to Cookie’s. Glad you enjoyed this. I really appreciate your thoughts. Thanks so much!

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  11. innatejames says:
    October 1, 2015 at 4:25 PM

    Cookie and I are on equal ground when it comes to cooking skills.

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