Dumb Guy

“I took my pet wolverine to the bar,” sighed Gemma.

“So?” said Lucy. “Wolfie is well-behaved.”

“Brent was there.”

Lucy winced. “Brent the bully?”

“Yeah. He tried to pull Wolfie’s tail.”

“And then…?”

“Well, the doctors think they can reattach Brent’s arm.”

About EagleAye

I like looking at the serious subjects in the news and seeking the lighter side of the issue. I love satire and spoofs. I see the ridiculous side of things all the time, and my goal is to share that light-hearted view.
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24 Responses to Dumb Guy

  1. saroful says:

    This is why we don’t have allow pet Wookies, either. Except the seeing-eye kind.

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  2. Lyn says:

    Who needs a blockbuster movie! Forty-three words gives you everything 😀
    Poor Wolfie, I hope he didn’t get food poisoning. He has such a lovely smile–reminds me a little bit of my Dad the time he got his new dentures when I was a kid.
    P/S When Tassie Devils are little, they are so cute and cuddly…and then they start eating solids 😮

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    • EagleAye says:

      Hehe. Wolfie was in fine health after the altercation, although he needed to hiave his stomach pumped to get some of Brent’s arm back. Brent has a new nickname, “lefty.” I’ll bet Tasmanian Devils are a handfull at every point in their live. Puberty has got to be hell with them. 😉 Thanks so much, Lyn!

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  3. TMW Hickman says:

    Oh yeah–wolverines are not creatures to trifle with!

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  4. Joe Ormerod says:

    Those guys like Brent never learn! Lol
    Maybe he will now! I liked this, good fun and great accompanying picture!

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  5. Holy crap!! That will teach him to pull Wolfie’s tail!

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  6. Shilpa Gupte says:

    Oh my God! Brent should have thought better than doing what he did! 🙂 Serves him right! :))

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  7. Michaela Mitchell says:

    Well, we know what karma is, right??

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  8. Michael says:

    As the saying goes, never tug on Superman’s cape, and never pull a wolverine’s tail. 🙂

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  9. luckyjc007 says:

    Shim is the smart one for keeping up with all the Facebook news. You never know when you might stumble into some helpful information even though you may have to wade your way through the jungle of things posted.

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  10. luckyjc007 says:

    Oops!!! My fingers touched the wrong thing and brought me here! Sorry..😱

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  11. luckyjc007 says:

    Wolfie has his limits! And, Brent went past them. 😄

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