“I took my pet wolverine to the bar,” sighed Gemma.
“So?” said Lucy. “Wolfie is well-behaved.”
“Brent was there.”
Lucy winced. “Brent the bully?”
“Yeah. He tried to pull Wolfie’s tail.”
“And then…?”
“Well, the doctors think they can reattach Brent’s arm.”
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This is why we don’t have allow pet Wookies, either. Except the seeing-eye kind.
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Hmm. That explains why I wasn’t allowd to bring my pet Tasmanian Devil into the mall. People can be SO judgemental! 😉
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You gotta get one of those “seizure alert devil” vests for him, I keep telling ya!
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Who needs a blockbuster movie! Forty-three words gives you everything 😀
Poor Wolfie, I hope he didn’t get food poisoning. He has such a lovely smile–reminds me a little bit of my Dad the time he got his new dentures when I was a kid.
P/S When Tassie Devils are little, they are so cute and cuddly…and then they start eating solids 😮
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Hehe. Wolfie was in fine health after the altercation, although he needed to hiave his stomach pumped to get some of Brent’s arm back. Brent has a new nickname, “lefty.” I’ll bet Tasmanian Devils are a handfull at every point in their live. Puberty has got to be hell with them. 😉 Thanks so much, Lyn!
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Oh yeah–wolverines are not creatures to trifle with!
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Yeah. You don’t pull on superman’s cape, and you don’t pull a wolverine’s tail. Everybody knows that. 😉
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Those guys like Brent never learn! Lol
Maybe he will now! I liked this, good fun and great accompanying picture!
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Yep. Brent (now named Lefty) might think twice before fooling with folks any more. So glad you had fun. Thanks much, Joe! 🙂
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OUCH! Poor Brent!
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Seriously. That had to hurt. At least he’ll be out of the bullying business for awhile. 😉
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Holy crap!! That will teach him to pull Wolfie’s tail!
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Yep. Wolfie may be a pet, but he’s still a wolverine. Brent learned this too late, kinda like everything else in his life. 😉
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Oh my God! Brent should have thought better than doing what he did! 🙂 Serves him right! :))
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It sure does! Who in his right mind messes with a wolverine? It’s a hard lesson, but a well deserved one. 😉
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Well, we know what karma is, right??
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Yep. Seems Brent the bully had heaps of it coming his way. 😉
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As the saying goes, never tug on Superman’s cape, and never pull a wolverine’s tail. 🙂
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Exactly! You don’t pull the mask off the the ol’ Lone Ranger, and you don’t mess around with Wolfie. 😉
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Shim is the smart one for keeping up with all the Facebook news. You never know when you might stumble into some helpful information even though you may have to wade your way through the jungle of things posted.
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Oops!!! My fingers touched the wrong thing and brought me here! Sorry..😱
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Hehe, no worries. 🙂
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Wolfie has his limits! And, Brent went past them. 😄
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Yep. Brent needs to read up on his animals before “fiddling” with them. 😉
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