Literally Speaking – Gargleblaster Microstories #238

Ashley looked out the door and groaned. “It’s my ex.”

Ben bristled, “Trouble?”

“He’s a bull-headed bastard!”

“Let me handle this.” Ben walked out.

“Wait!” Ashley shouted, “He’s really bull-headed. He’s a Minotaur!”

Ben began screaming.

Ashley winced. “Watch the horns, Ben!”
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About EagleAye

I like looking at the serious subjects in the news and seeking the lighter side of the issue. I love satire and spoofs. I see the ridiculous side of things all the time, and my goal is to share that light-hearted view.
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24 Responses to Literally Speaking – Gargleblaster Microstories #238

  1. Joe Ormerod says:

    Confirms the sayings “look before you leap!” and “mess with bull, you get the horn!” Lol

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  2. theinnerzone says:

    That’s gotta hurt! Very original take 🙂

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  3. Haha! Very creative use of the ultimate question! TiV

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  4. Stacie says:

    Sounds like her warning was too late.

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  5. Ouch! She should have been a bit quicker with the warning. Something tells me ole Ben got tore a new one! Great story. 🙂

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    • EagleAye says:

      Yeah, Ben isn’t going to be sitting on the couch for a few weeks. 😉 Maybe in the future he’ll listen to Ashley before he goes charging off somewhere…without looking. She did try to warn him after all. Glad you enjoyed this one. Thanks so much, Kathy! 🙂

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  6. rarasaur says:

    That’s why I’ve never dated a Minotaur. 😉

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  7. Doh! is the first word which springs to mind. Great take on the prompt.

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  8. Michaela Mitchell says:

    Ha! A literal LOL moment…for me, not Ben. 🙂

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  9. Beeray says:

    Poor Ben. Guess he didn’t see that coming.

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  10. Always look out the window first… ALWAYS LOL

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  11. LOL. That’s great!

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  12. jannatwrites says:

    That’s too funny…. thanks for the laugh!

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