The 13th Mistake

“She meant nothing!” blubbered Norman, struggling against the ropes.

“And the other twelve?” said Felicity. She brandished a cleaver. “Your fickle, cheating head is destroying our marriage.”

“You’re decapitating me?”

Felicity smiled sweetly. “Oh, I’m not removing that head.”
Happy Friday the 13th!

About EagleAye

I like looking at the serious subjects in the news and seeking the lighter side of the issue. I love satire and spoofs. I see the ridiculous side of things all the time, and my goal is to share that light-hearted view.
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24 Responses to The 13th Mistake

  1. Lyn says:

    Are you sure her name is Felicity 🙂

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  2. Aaaaaaaargh! The mental imagery cannot be unseen! 🙂 Great story.

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  3. luckyjc007 says:

    Gruesomely rich! And, the famous last lines…“She meant nothing!”

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  4. List of X says:

    Technically, he’ll still be able to cheat even after that procedure…. 🙂

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  5. joetwo says:

    Ouch!!!!!! Not that he doesn’t deserve it.

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  6. jannatwrites says:

    Oh dear. Taking a cue from Lorena, huh? She’s got some patience though…. I’d have been done with him long before 13, but I couldn’t do appendage removal. Too messy 🙂

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    • EagleAye says:

      Haha! Yeah it’s very difficuly to wash all that blood out. Not worth the trouble. 😉 She was pretty patient though. That ridiculous patience should have been a clue to him. Insane patience must be followed by insane acts!


  7. c2avilez says:

    Oh, my! The ultimate punishment.

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  8. Jen says:

    H!! Omg cleaver. I mean clever. lolol

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