“She meant nothing!” blubbered Norman, struggling against the ropes.
“And the other twelve?” said Felicity. She brandished a cleaver. “Your fickle, cheating head is destroying our marriage.”
“You’re decapitating me?”
Felicity smiled sweetly. “Oh, I’m not removing that head.”
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Happy Friday the 13th!
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Are you sure her name is Felicity 🙂
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Haha! She might have a cousin named, “Bobbitt.” 😉
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Thanks so much! 🙂
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Aaaaaaaargh! The mental imagery cannot be unseen! 🙂 Great story.
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Hehe. I know. I’ve still got my legs crossed over here. 😉 Thanks very much! 🙂
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Gruesomely rich! And, the famous last lines…“She meant nothing!”
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Hehe. I thought using a cliche in this instance was perfect. 😉 Thanks so much! 🙂
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Technically, he’ll still be able to cheat even after that procedure…. 🙂
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Haha! A good surgeon could help. And if the case goes national, he might star in porno movies. 😉
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Actually, I meant that even without a surgery, he could still (censored) a woman’s (censored). 🙂
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Ouch!!!!!! Not that he doesn’t deserve it.
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No kidding. It took 13 times. She was at least a little patient.
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Oh dear. Taking a cue from Lorena, huh? She’s got some patience though…. I’d have been done with him long before 13, but I couldn’t do appendage removal. Too messy 🙂
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Haha! Yeah it’s very difficuly to wash all that blood out. Not worth the trouble. 😉 She was pretty patient though. That ridiculous patience should have been a clue to him. Insane patience must be followed by insane acts!
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Oh, my! The ultimate punishment.
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Pretty much! Some would say, worse than death. 😉
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H!! Omg cleaver. I mean clever. lolol
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That was supposed to say “ha.”
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Haha! I did try to be cleaver with this one. 😉 Thanks much! 🙂
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Thanks so much! 🙂
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Ouch.
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Mega-ouch. 😉
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