Dr. Seau placed a rat in the old elevator and pressed the button. Light churned before the doors re-opened. The rat walked out wearing a suit. “Gentlemen,” it said. “I’m eager to serve.”
“Incredible!” said Billionaire Isaac Saroyan. “It’s a time machine?”
“Yes,” said Seau. “It connects to two-thousand years in the future. Everything is improved there.”
“Let’s go!” cheered Senator Wheaton.
“They’ve refused that. They’ll only improve what we send and return it.”
“They’ll listen to a senator!” spat Wheaton.
He stepped in the elevator. Moments later the doors opened on a box of fertilizer.
Saroyan smiled. “Things are improved in the future!”
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Written for the Friday Fictioneers. Look for the prompt and a link to the other stories right here: https://rochellewisofffields.wordpress.com/2015/12/02/4-december-2015/
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Pretty funny, Eric. I knew you’d be all over this photo, but not in a humorous vein. You surprise me again.
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Thanks Ted! It’s cool that I can still surprise you. Glad you enjoyed it. 🙂
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Ooh, you sarcastic, cynical man. But “pushy” just begs to be punished by karma, right?
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Hehe. You see right through me. 😉 Pushy usually is punished. Sometimes it just takes a while for Karma to get around to it. Wheaton’s time finally arrived. 😉
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What a fun idea. I love the rat. Great stoy.
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Hehe. Glad you liked it. A rat in a suit could be fun at parties, yes? Thanks so much! 🙂
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Ha! Politicians and cow pastures. Both are full of it. (Yes, I sanitized that comment.) Very clever. Good story.
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Clever sanitizing there. 😉 What comes out of cows’ butts is remarkably similar to what comes out of the mouths of politicians, yes? 😉 Glad you liked. Thanks kindly! 🙂
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Smiling. I wonder what the time machine would do with a few of the presidential candidates…?
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Hehe. Probably more fertilizer. Anyone who’s that full of “it” could always be as useful as manure. 😉 Glad you smiled. Thanks! 🙂
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That would be one heaping pile of smouldering $%#@!
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😀 😀
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Oh my, that was just perfect. Love it, love it, love it! 😀
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Awesome. So cool to hear that. Thanks much, Lyn. I appreciate it. 🙂
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Love it!
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Thank you kindly! 🙂
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Dear Eric,
Fertilizer. Yep. This one made me nod and smile. Well stated in a humorously subtle way.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Glad you agree, and smiled too. Thanks so much, Rochelle! 🙂
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Great twist on The Time Machine.
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Glad you liked that. Thanks very much! 🙂
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Shit! That was an improvement.
DJ
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That’s what I was thinking. Things must work smoothly in the future. 😉
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Not quite a time machine… more like a reality check!
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So true. Or maybe an example to follow? Thanks Dale! 🙂
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🙂
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There needs to be something much larger than an elevator to hold all the “people that are FULL of it” ….not sure anything exist that big! Love the idea of this though! 🙂 🙂 🙂
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Totally agree. With all of them converted to fertilizer, we’d finally get some productive use out of them. We just can’t make that happen fast enough. 😉 Thanks so much! 🙂
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So what happens if you send fertilizer for further improvement? 🙂
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Good question. Maybe you’d get a Master Gardener (one who knows how to make fertilizer from politicians). 😉
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Tee hee! Good one. Need I say more? 😉
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Cool. Glad you enjoyed it. Thanks much! 🙂
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Cute. Made me smile. ;0)
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Awesome to hear that. Thanks kindly! 🙂
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There is more than one politician that needs to take a ride in that elevator!! LOL!
Great story Eric! 🙂
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Totally agree! Our government would improve I think. 😉 Thanks very much! 🙂
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Ouch!!!
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No doubt, but deserving, I think. 😉
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Ah! ha ha ha! I like the future already.
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Hehe. Me too. I’d like to visit it someday. 😉 Glad you got a laugh, and thanks! 🙂
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We already knew that about senators. Send him back again with a note stating either show us a real improvement or keep him!!!!!!
This was a great FF piece. Randy
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In the future they figured out a good use for senators, apparently. 😉 Glad you enjoyed this one. Thanks much! 🙂
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Am I to understand these are comparisons. I’m guessing they don’t think much of businessmen either. Hilarious, Eric. Well done. 😀 — Suzanne
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Well, “honest” businessmen are appreciated. You’re right. It’s a comparison. Thanks much Suzanne! 🙂
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