Punitive Measures

Photo by: Luther Siler

“Wow,” sighed Detective Yarborough. “The most popular fast-food mascot in history is dead.”

“My kids adored Chevy Chicken,” noted Sergeant Jones.

“So what happened?”

“Chevy Chicken’s producer, Mr. Potts, walked in to find his marketing creation with his wife.”

“And?”

“She was on her knees handling his nuggets.”

“Haha,” groaned Yarborough.

Jones chortled, “Apparently, she liked to eat co…”

“I realize you’re enjoying yourself,” interrupted Yarborough. “Let’s just stick with the facts, okay?”

“Okay. Potts hated seeing his chicken with his wife. A struggle ensued. Bruises were found on the victim’s neck.”

“Don’t…”

“Mr. Potts choked his chicken, while his wife watched.”
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Written for the Friday Fictioneers. Look here to find the prompt and the stories other folks wrote: https://rochellewisofffields.wordpress.com/2015/12/09/11-december-2015/

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About EagleAye

I like looking at the serious subjects in the news and seeking the lighter side of the issue. I love satire and spoofs. I see the ridiculous side of things all the time, and my goal is to share that light-hearted view.
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30 Responses to Punitive Measures

  1. I bet he never saw that coming. (groan, indeed.)

    Liked by 2 people

  2. Archon's Den says:

    It’s funny, but it’s getting R-Rated in here. You may have to put up a Reader-Advisory notice. Heh, heh, 😎

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Dear Eric,

    Guess you could say the chicken’s goose was cooked. Funny.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Danny James says:

    So many hidden little jewels. 🙂

    DJ

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Had to read this one to my husband. Too funny!
    Thanks for that, a good laugh is always a good thing!

    Liked by 1 person

  6. Seriously the funniest FF piece every, in my humble opinion. I laughed out loud. I’m still laughing.

    Liked by 1 person

  7. R. Todd says:

    Ahh, the artful pun. Never get’s old.

    Liked by 1 person

  8. Chevy Chicken on his knees….must have been the “head” chicken, no?
    Wound up in the soup, so to speak.
    Didn’t know his beak from a pecker, eh?
    You could say that parts of the chicken was in parts of the Potts.
    I’m willing to bet that Mr. Potts next creation will frankly not be a “FRANK ‘n stein”; no telling where his hot dog might end up.
    Oh, glorious story. I could crow about this all day.

    Randy

    Liked by 1 person

  9. liz young says:

    I’ve just awarded another Fictioneer the Gold Medal for corny jokes so you get tge silver.

    Liked by 1 person

  10. Luckily I’d finished my coffee before reading this as I’d probably have ended up snorting it! Definitely a story to crow about. Hee hee… 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  11. jannatwrites says:

    Okay this was bad but totally hilarious. I’m a fan of puns- the bigger the groan, the better. Um, perhaps this isn’t the best post to admit that size matters 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  12. Nothing better than 100 words of sexual innuendo! Lol

    Liked by 1 person

  13. The puns seem to be racing around thick and fast in these stories. I never knew you could get so many stories from one chicken, or so many puns. Well written, Eric. 🙂 — Suzanne

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