Salt In The Wound – Gargleblaster Microstories #243

“I see right through-ooh-ooh you!” sang Gloria.

“Must you rub it in?” whined Agent 009. “I feel bad enough.”

“It’s Alanis Morissette’s ‘Right Through You.'” she chuckled. “Seemed apropos.”

“Very funny,” groused Agent 009. “Now help me find where I parked my invisible car.”
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I like looking at the serious subjects in the news and seeking the lighter side of the issue. I love satire and spoofs. I see the ridiculous side of things all the time, and my goal is to share that light-hearted view.
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20 Responses to Salt In The Wound – Gargleblaster Microstories #243

  1. Cyn K says:

    Can’t Agent 009 push the panic button or something? Don’t the automatic locks chirp?

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  2. Lyn says:

    An invisible car could pose a problem in more ways than one. But on the bright side, if you ran into someone the insurance company isn’t going to believe them 🙂

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  3. Joe Ormerod says:

    Does make finding your car damn inconvenient!!!

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  4. List of X says:

    If he had lived in New England, he could easily find it after a small snowstorm. However, a big snowstorm wouldn’t make finding this car any easier.

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  5. Liv says:

    Yikes. Be careful you don’t walk into it and bump your shin…

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  6. Amy Bee says:

    I don’t think he has an invisible car. He was was lying to impress Gloria into going home with him. Next line: “Oh, here’s my visible car right here! Let’s go!” 🙂

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  7. Question..is it filled with invisible gas?

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