Re-Gifting – Gargleblaster Microstories #245

“Ooh, sexy nightie,” cooed Milly. She sniffed at it. “Nils? Has this been worn?”

Nils said dreamily, “Well, your sister tried it first.”

What?

“It fell off in just a couple minutes.”

And that was the last time anyone saw Nils alive.
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About EagleAye

I like looking at the serious subjects in the news and seeking the lighter side of the issue. I love satire and spoofs. I see the ridiculous side of things all the time, and my goal is to share that light-hearted view.
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23 Responses to Re-Gifting – Gargleblaster Microstories #245

  1. Amy Bee says:

    Ha Ha. The title makes the story.

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  2. I knew I was not a fan of re-gifting for a reason. Poor Nils!

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  3. d3athlily says:

    Bahaha the dangers of regifting. He kinda deserved it, tho. 😂

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  4. luckyjc007 says:

    Too bad the gift of gab killed him! Well, his mouth sure is shut now! 🙂

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  5. Nils wasn’t too bright or had too much egg nog.

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  6. jhiabeys says:

    Sisters. What a sad choice.

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  7. jannatwrites says:

    Oh that’s just wrong….

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  8. charlotte833 says:

    Careless Nils should have kept his lips (or better yet britches) zipped!

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