Re-Gifting – Gargleblaster Microstories #245

Posted on December 23, 2015 by EagleAye

“Ooh, sexy nightie,” cooed Milly. She sniffed at it. “Nils? Has this been worn?”

Nils said dreamily, “Well, your sister tried it first.”

“What?”

“It fell off in just a couple minutes.”

And that was the last time anyone saw Nils alive.
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23 Responses to Re-Gifting – Gargleblaster Microstories #245

  1. Amy Bee says:
    December 23, 2015 at 11:33 AM

    Ha Ha. The title makes the story.

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  2. Polysyllabic Profundities says:
    December 23, 2015 at 12:35 PM

    I knew I was not a fan of re-gifting for a reason. Poor Nils!

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  5. d3athlily says:
    December 23, 2015 at 3:20 PM

    Bahaha the dangers of regifting. He kinda deserved it, tho. 😂

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  6. luckyjc007 says:
    December 23, 2015 at 6:53 PM

    Too bad the gift of gab killed him! Well, his mouth sure is shut now! 🙂

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  7. Laissez Faire says:
    December 23, 2015 at 10:38 PM

    Nils wasn’t too bright or had too much egg nog.

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  8. jhiabeys says:
    December 23, 2015 at 11:11 PM

    Sisters. What a sad choice.

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  10. jannatwrites says:
    December 24, 2015 at 9:39 AM

    Oh that’s just wrong….

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  11. charlotte833 says:
    December 24, 2015 at 9:44 AM

    Careless Nils should have kept his lips (or better yet britches) zipped!

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