The Bad Kitty

Photo by: Scott L. Vannatter

When Santa Claus arrived at the Wilson’s, he frowned. There was no milk & cookies on the table. Only a cat and the expected note. The note read:

Dear Santa,

Please accept this talking cat. He’s quite resourceful.

Two weeks ago, he robbed a jewelry store of $250,000 in gems. Then he stole a computer from Walmart. He hacked into the NSA computers, and now the NSA blames us.

Lastly, the cat probably ate the milk & cookies we left for you.


The Wilsons

Santa scowled at the cat.

The cat said, “Don’t believe their lies. I didn’t eat the milk & cookies.”
Merry Christmas!

Written for the Friday Fictioneers. Click the following link to see the stories written by other authors for the week:

About EagleAye

I like looking at the serious subjects in the news and seeking the lighter side of the issue. I love satire and spoofs. I see the ridiculous side of things all the time, and my goal is to share that light-hearted view.
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32 Responses to The Bad Kitty

  1. Indira says:

    Your story fits. That cat looks very capable. Merry Christmas to you and your family.

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  2. LOL LOL LOL!!! That’s great!! Love the story!! ๐Ÿ˜‰
    Merry Christmas Eric!

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  3. d3athlily says:

    Definitely made me giggle. Perfect story for the image!

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  4. luckyjc007 says:

    LOL’s At least he isn’t a total liar! …maybe. ๐Ÿ™‚

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  5. tedstrutz says:

    Was that the one you did last time or a new one. Either way, it’s a good one. I’m reposting last times if I can find it.

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  6. Lyn says:

    That cat is definitely saying, “what? I didn’t do anything.”

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  7. That is one clever cat ๐Ÿ™‚

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  8. Susanne says:

    Yep. That “Who me?” expression. The question is, will Santa bite?

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  9. jannatwrites says:

    Haha, I think I’d love that cat. No, I’m not into self-torture but I’m a sucker for a cat with personality! Have a merry Christmas ๐Ÿ™‚

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  10. gahlearner says:

    Laughing here. Accusing a cat of eating Santa’s cookies, how could they. I’m sure Santa can use a skilled hacker cat. Still laughing…

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  11. Susan says:

    Funny stor as usual. That cat does look pretty fiesty. ๐Ÿ™‚

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  12. Margaret says:

    It’s amazing what goes on in other people’s kitchens at Christmas. Funny story.

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  13. I can see why the Wilsons want to get rid of that cat. His IQ is probably higher than theirs. If Santa takes him, he’ll probably modernize the workshop and make the elves redundant. ๐Ÿ˜€ — Suzanne

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    • EagleAye says:

      It is higher. It never feels good to be outsmarted by a cat. I think the cat will certainly take over Santa’s IT department, probably protecting it from hackers. ๐Ÿ˜‰ Thanks so much Suzanne! ๐Ÿ™‚

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  14. Dear Eric,

    Quite a cat and an entertaining story. I’m late getting around this week after five days offline.

    Hope you had a happy Christmas. Happy New Year.



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