When Santa Claus arrived at the Wilson’s, he frowned. There was no milk & cookies on the table. Only a cat and the expected note. The note read:
Dear Santa,
Please accept this talking cat. He’s quite resourceful.
Two weeks ago, he robbed a jewelry store of $250,000 in gems. Then he stole a computer from Walmart. He hacked into the NSA computers, and now the NSA blames us.
Lastly, the cat probably ate the milk & cookies we left for you.
Regards,
The Wilsons
Santa scowled at the cat.
The cat said, “Don’t believe their lies. I didn’t eat the milk & cookies.”
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Merry Christmas!
Written for the Friday Fictioneers. Click the following link to see the stories written by other authors for the week: https://rochellewisofffields.wordpress.com/2015/12/23/25-december-2015/
Your story fits. That cat looks very capable. Merry Christmas to you and your family.
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Thanks so much, Indira. Merry Christmas to you and your family! Love the new avatar by the way.
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Thanks. 🙂
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Great story!
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Thank you so much! 🙂
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LOL LOL LOL!!! That’s great!! Love the story!! 😉
Merry Christmas Eric!
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Awesome. Glad you got a Christmas laugh. Merry Christmas back to you! 🙂
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Definitely made me giggle. Perfect story for the image!
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Love to hear that. Giggles are what I’m aiming for. Thanks very much! 🙂
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LOL’s At least he isn’t a total liar! …maybe. 🙂
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Haha! I think kitty will be getting coal from Santa this year. 😉
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Was that the one you did last time or a new one. Either way, it’s a good one. I’m reposting last times if I can find it.
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Awesome. Glad you still liked this one. Thanks much, Ted! 🙂
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That cat is definitely saying, “what? I didn’t do anything.”
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I know! Cats seem to be genetically predisposed to have that expression. Sometimes it actually works, unless you know the cat. 😉
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Oh yeah. We have one just like it 🙂
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That is one clever cat 🙂
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Yep. Very clever. It’ll land him in real trouble some day. 😉
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Yep. That “Who me?” expression. The question is, will Santa bite?
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Hehe. I doubt it. That cat is clever but Santa is far cleverer. I think kitty will go into Santa’s rehab program. 😉
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Haha, I think I’d love that cat. No, I’m not into self-torture but I’m a sucker for a cat with personality! Have a merry Christmas 🙂
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Yeah just don’t let the cat out…or let him use your computer. You two would be happy. Merry Christmas back to you! 🙂
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Laughing here. Accusing a cat of eating Santa’s cookies, how could they. I’m sure Santa can use a skilled hacker cat. Still laughing…
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Yeah, I think once Santa has kitty living on the straight and narrow, he’ll be very handy to have around. Glad you’re laughing. So cool to hear that. Thanks much! 🙂
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Funny stor as usual. That cat does look pretty fiesty. 🙂
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Hehe. I do enjoy tickling the funny bone. He is a feisty cat. Santa will have a his hands full. I’m sure Santa will prevail in the end. He always does. 😉 Thanks so much! 🙂
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It’s amazing what goes on in other people’s kitchens at Christmas. Funny story.
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It’s true. That’s why I am here to report these little-known tales. 😉 Thanks Margaret! 🙂
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I can see why the Wilsons want to get rid of that cat. His IQ is probably higher than theirs. If Santa takes him, he’ll probably modernize the workshop and make the elves redundant. 😀 — Suzanne
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It is higher. It never feels good to be outsmarted by a cat. I think the cat will certainly take over Santa’s IT department, probably protecting it from hackers. 😉 Thanks so much Suzanne! 🙂
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Dear Eric,
Quite a cat and an entertaining story. I’m late getting around this week after five days offline.
Hope you had a happy Christmas. Happy New Year.
shalom,
Rochelle
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Me too. I’m taking a short break from blogging. Too much going on to keep up. Happy New Year to you!
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