The Bad Kitty

Posted on December 23, 2015 by EagleAye

Photo by: Scott L. Vannatter

When Santa Claus arrived at the Wilson’s, he frowned. There was no milk & cookies on the table. Only a cat and the expected note. The note read:

Dear Santa,

Please accept this talking cat. He’s quite resourceful.

Two weeks ago, he robbed a jewelry store of $250,000 in gems. Then he stole a computer from Walmart. He hacked into the NSA computers, and now the NSA blames us.

Lastly, the cat probably ate the milk & cookies we left for you.

Regards,

The Wilsons

Santa scowled at the cat.

The cat said, “Don’t believe their lies. I didn’t eat the milk & cookies.”
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Merry Christmas!

Written for the Friday Fictioneers. Click the following link to see the stories written by other authors for the week: https://rochellewisofffields.wordpress.com/2015/12/23/25-december-2015/

About EagleAye

I like looking at the serious subjects in the news and seeking the lighter side of the issue. I love satire and spoofs. I see the ridiculous side of things all the time, and my goal is to share that light-hearted view.
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32 Responses to The Bad Kitty

  1. Indira says:
    December 23, 2015 at 11:08 AM

    Your story fits. That cat looks very capable. Merry Christmas to you and your family.

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  3. Courtney Wright says:
    December 23, 2015 at 2:40 PM

    LOL LOL LOL!!! That’s great!! Love the story!! 😉
    Merry Christmas Eric!

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  4. d3athlily says:
    December 23, 2015 at 3:12 PM

    Definitely made me giggle. Perfect story for the image!

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  5. luckyjc007 says:
    December 23, 2015 at 6:49 PM

    LOL’s At least he isn’t a total liar! …maybe. 🙂

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  6. tedstrutz says:
    December 23, 2015 at 11:23 PM

    Was that the one you did last time or a new one. Either way, it’s a good one. I’m reposting last times if I can find it.

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  7. Lyn says:
    December 24, 2015 at 6:39 AM

    That cat is definitely saying, “what? I didn’t do anything.”

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  8. angietrafford says:
    December 24, 2015 at 7:33 AM

    That is one clever cat 🙂

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  9. Susanne says:
    December 24, 2015 at 9:36 AM

    Yep. That “Who me?” expression. The question is, will Santa bite?

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  10. jannatwrites says:
    December 24, 2015 at 9:38 AM

    Haha, I think I’d love that cat. No, I’m not into self-torture but I’m a sucker for a cat with personality! Have a merry Christmas 🙂

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  11. gahlearner says:
    December 24, 2015 at 3:33 PM

    Laughing here. Accusing a cat of eating Santa’s cookies, how could they. I’m sure Santa can use a skilled hacker cat. Still laughing…

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  12. Susan says:
    December 25, 2015 at 9:39 PM

    Funny stor as usual. That cat does look pretty fiesty. 🙂

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  13. Margaret says:
    December 27, 2015 at 5:39 AM

    It’s amazing what goes on in other people’s kitchens at Christmas. Funny story.

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  14. patriciaruthsusan says:
    December 27, 2015 at 11:13 PM

    I can see why the Wilsons want to get rid of that cat. His IQ is probably higher than theirs. If Santa takes him, he’ll probably modernize the workshop and make the elves redundant. 😀 — Suzanne

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  15. rochellewisoff says:
    December 29, 2015 at 6:31 AM

    Dear Eric,

    Quite a cat and an entertaining story. I’m late getting around this week after five days offline.

    Hope you had a happy Christmas. Happy New Year.

    shalom,

    Rochelle

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