Last Meal – Gargleblaster Microstories #253

Luigi the Mobster said, “No steak and loaded potato? Just fruit?”

“Heavy meals weigh me down,” said Phil. “Light meals lead to a longer life.”

Luigi opined as he poured cement onto Phil’s shoes, “Not stealing from The Mob does that too.”
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About EagleAye

I like looking at the serious subjects in the news and seeking the lighter side of the issue. I love satire and spoofs. I see the ridiculous side of things all the time, and my goal is to share that light-hearted view.
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8 Responses to Last Meal – Gargleblaster Microstories #253

  1. I’d like to know what sort of insane mind invented cement shoes. Sheesh.

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  2. Lyn says:

    Sicilians? Yeah, well they always are getting the boot from Italy πŸ˜‰

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  3. Shailaja V says:

    Well, he DOES have a point. πŸ˜‰

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  4. Michael says:

    If I were Phil, I’d skip the health food and go for pizza and whatnot. What’ve you got to lose at that point, right?

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    • EagleAye says:

      Well yeah. That’s what I would do. I’d want steak with a LOADED potato. Then maybe that dessert with real gold flakes in it. I think sometimes health nuts take things a little too seriously. I may not live as long, but I intend to enjoy the time I have.

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