Luigi the Mobster said, “No steak and loaded potato? Just fruit?”
“Heavy meals weigh me down,” said Phil. “Light meals lead to a longer life.”
Luigi opined as he poured cement onto Phil’s shoes, “Not stealing from The Mob does that too.”
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EagleAye
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I’d like to know what sort of insane mind invented cement shoes. Sheesh.
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Hehe. The way I understand it, it was Sicilians. Not a folk to mess with, apparently. 😉
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Sicilians? Yeah, well they always are getting the boot from Italy 😉
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Haha! You are so baaaad! 😀 I see your humor is in fine shape. Love it. Thanks Lyn! 🙂
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Well, he DOES have a point. 😉
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Haha! 😀 It’s just common sense isn’t it? 😀
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If I were Phil, I’d skip the health food and go for pizza and whatnot. What’ve you got to lose at that point, right?
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Well yeah. That’s what I would do. I’d want steak with a LOADED potato. Then maybe that dessert with real gold flakes in it. I think sometimes health nuts take things a little too seriously. I may not live as long, but I intend to enjoy the time I have.
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