Plain Names – Gargleblaster Microstories #254

“Hieronymus Pool,” said the hotel guest.

“Ooh, that’s a memorable name,” said the desk clerk.

“Really? I thought it was plain.” He turned to his friend. “Is my name unusual, Proximillicon?”

“Naw,” he grimaced. “My buddy, Thantoquintikessian, thinks your name is dull.”

About EagleAye

I like looking at the serious subjects in the news and seeking the lighter side of the issue. I love satire and spoofs. I see the ridiculous side of things all the time, and my goal is to share that light-hearted view.
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12 Responses to Plain Names – Gargleblaster Microstories #254

  1. joetwo says:

    Are they new money? They sound like new money.

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  2. *winces* those names are definitely a mouthful!

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  3. Lyn says:

    Not sure where they come from, but can you imagine what their passwords would be like 😮

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  4. Yikes. That’s a couple of mouthfuls. They’d be in trouble at Starbucks.

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  5. Christine says:

    I wonder what name would be interesting to these folks. 🙂

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  6. luckyjc007 says:

    Interesting….we’re theses people born on earth? …..or their parents? These kind of names would give some teacher a nightmare.

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