“Thirty-two,” said Sabrina.
“Thirty-two candles?” exclaimed Minette. “Honey, you still got a smokin’ body okay? But there’s no way you’re only thirty-two years old.”
“Sorry,” smiled Sabrina. “Forty-four candles. I thought you asked how many men I taught to be real men.”
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EagleAye
Maybe she had thirty two regular years and twelve leap years. You only need to put the regular years on a cake.
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Ha! That’s an important point. People born during Leap Year don’t have so many birthdays, thus, they don’t age as fast. That’s how she maintains her svelte shape. 😉 Thanks Joe! 🙂
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Hehehe Clever, as always. I reckon she might be older yet. 🙂
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She might be, but it hardly shows. Her stable of fawning young men is proof of that. 😉 Thanks kindly! 🙂
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I love Sabrina’s confidence.
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Thank you! That’s the allure of cougars. They’re strong, confident, and empowered. Very sexy qualities.
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“Did you call me a trollop?”/ “No, no. I said, do you want a dollop?” (I see this as a potential follow-up sentence.
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Haha! That would be a fun follow on. Sabrina is not one to piss off, though. She’s quite handy with the taser in her purse. 😉
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Saucy. I like her 🙂
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Yeah she is. Glad you liked her. Thanks much! 🙂
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LOL ~sigh~ shakes head 🙂
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Hmm. My parents and teachers used to do that a lot too. 😉
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LOL I bet they did 🙂
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Ha! I love it!
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😀 Thanks so much! 🙂
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Ha. Ha! She’s fast with her response..quick on her feet, even though she is sitting.😄
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Yep. She’s always sharp-witted and in control…no matter what position she’s in. 😉 Thanks so much! 🙂
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