It Depends – Gargleblaster Microstories #261

The retirement community was okay with Fred, but something was burning.

“Oh that’s Mr. Garza,” said Miss Poole. She pointed.

Garza was stuffing handfuls of Habanero peppers down his mouth.

“Mr. Garza!” scolded Miss Poole. “Did we forget our asbestos diapers today?”
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About EagleAye

I like looking at the serious subjects in the news and seeking the lighter side of the issue. I love satire and spoofs. I see the ridiculous side of things all the time, and my goal is to share that light-hearted view.
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14 Responses to It Depends – Gargleblaster Microstories #261

  1. Donna-Louise Bishop says:

    Oh my!!

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  2. joetwo says:

    Burns going in… Burns going out! Good one.

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  3. d3athlily says:

    I cringed and recoiled from the image of handfuls of habanero peppers being ingested. That’s some good writing. ๐Ÿ™‚

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Marcy says:

    Oh no! I have fortunately never experienced that myself. What an unusual take on the prompt

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  5. Ouch!! But I laughed out loud at asbestos diapers!

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  6. Snicker. That was good.

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