The Horrors of Modern Life

Photo by: Al Forbes

Photo by: Al Forbes

He sat in the break room with his coffee, long chin upon his fist. He smiled at a memory.

***

He recalled a frost covered branch, crystals forming upon it like miniature mountain ranges. Jack walked away feeling good at the art he’d created. He hadn’t strode far before a man in a suit handed him a slip of paper.

“What’s this?” growled Jack, unaccustomed to interruptions.

“It’s a bill, sir,” said the man. “For the cooling costs.”

“A bill? You can’t bill me! Do you know who I am?”

“I do, sir. There’s no mistake. We at Central Electric aren’t human enough to make human errors.”

Jack’s eyes bugged at all the zeroes. “You must be mad! I don’t have this kind of money!”

The man shrugged. “Sorry, sir. There’ll be no more cooling until it’s paid.”

***

“Jack! Jack!”

Jack awoke from his reverie to see his wimpy boss standing over him. The 140-pound little prick never got respect anywhere else. He loved throwing his supervisory weight around wherever he could. “What, Stanley?” growled Jack.

“Coffee break’s over, lazy bones.”

“Piss off, Stanley!”

“You want to keep your temp job, Jack? Want to pay your bills, Mr. Frost? Get back to work!”
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Written for Sunday Photo Fiction

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About EagleAye

I like looking at the serious subjects in the news and seeking the lighter side of the issue. I love satire and spoofs. I see the ridiculous side of things all the time, and my goal is to share that light-hearted view.
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24 Responses to The Horrors of Modern Life

  1. Joy Pixley says:

    Oh, those bureaucrats at Central Electric! I suspected they weren’t quite human. Poor Jack. The branch was nice work, too.

    Fun stuff, as always Eric!

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  2. mandibelle16 says:

    Great modern rendition of Jack Frost and I feel bad for the guy with his name. Creative πŸ™‚

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  3. List of X says:

    Ah, so that’s what the real reason behind the global warming: Jack Frost doesn’t have the money to pay the cooling costs.

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  4. Lyn says:

    That the electricity company is not quite human comes as no surprise. Poor Jack, you have to feel sorry for him, some of his artistic work is quite outstanding. Another good one, Eric πŸ™‚

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  5. I worked for an electricity company for several years so I can relate to this. I’m human again now though!

    My story – One Winter’s Night

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  6. Poor Jack Frost. I suppose that would explain the warm winters.

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  7. ceayr says:

    Amusing as ever, Eric

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  8. nonnaci says:

    Snowmen should have legal rights πŸ™‚ heheh

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  9. Jesse Raven says:

    Ha! As if we’d ever mistake a bureaucrat for humanity. Thanks, as always, for the laugh!

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  10. LMAO! Love it! It’s a great story! πŸ™‚

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  11. Hilarious, Eric. Jack Frost works for an electric company as a temp. You’ve let your imagination out to wander again. Good writing. πŸ˜€ — Suzanne

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