He sat in the break room with his coffee, long chin upon his fist. He smiled at a memory.
***
He recalled a frost covered branch, crystals forming upon it like miniature mountain ranges. Jack walked away feeling good at the art he’d created. He hadn’t strode far before a man in a suit handed him a slip of paper.
“What’s this?” growled Jack, unaccustomed to interruptions.
“It’s a bill, sir,” said the man. “For the cooling costs.”
“A bill? You can’t bill me! Do you know who I am?”
“I do, sir. There’s no mistake. We at Central Electric aren’t human enough to make human errors.”
Jack’s eyes bugged at all the zeroes. “You must be mad! I don’t have this kind of money!”
The man shrugged. “Sorry, sir. There’ll be no more cooling until it’s paid.”
***
“Jack! Jack!”
Jack awoke from his reverie to see his wimpy boss standing over him. The 140-pound little prick never got respect anywhere else. He loved throwing his supervisory weight around wherever he could. “What, Stanley?” growled Jack.
“Coffee break’s over, lazy bones.”
“Piss off, Stanley!”
“You want to keep your temp job, Jack? Want to pay your bills, Mr. Frost? Get back to work!”
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Written for Sunday Photo Fiction
Oh, those bureaucrats at Central Electric! I suspected they weren’t quite human. Poor Jack. The branch was nice work, too.
Fun stuff, as always Eric!
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Hehe. It’s just wrong when bureaucrats are so powerful they can stop even mythological figures, cold…*ahem* π Glad you had fun. Thanks so much, Joy! π
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Great modern rendition of Jack Frost and I feel bad for the guy with his name. Creative π
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Cool. I’m glad you enjoyed it. Thanks so much! π
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Ah, so that’s what the real reason behind the global warming: Jack Frost doesn’t have the money to pay the cooling costs.
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Yep, and that’s after Trump helped keep the company in the US.
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That the electricity company is not quite human comes as no surprise. Poor Jack, you have to feel sorry for him, some of his artistic work is quite outstanding. Another good one, Eric π
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Right? I mean Jack Frost is normally cast as a bad guy, but this all seems unfair. This time it’s the bureaucrat who’s the bad guy. π Thanks so much, Lyn! π
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I worked for an electricity company for several years so I can relate to this. I’m human again now though!
My story – One Winter’s Night
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Thanks for confirming, and I’m glad you’ve recovered from that illness. π Thanks Keith! π
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Poor Jack Frost. I suppose that would explain the warm winters.
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Yeah, he wasn’t treated very well. A creature older than humanity should get more respect. The warm winters could be blamed on global warming and unrestricted energy companies. π
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Or just someone you don’t like lol. I blame the radishes. If it wasn’t for that vegetable everything would have been alright.
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Amusing as ever, Eric
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Thanks kindly, CE! π
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Snowmen should have legal rights π heheh
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Right? Jack needs to find himself a good lawyer. Maybe Frosty the Snowman could hold a press conference to put the case before the public? π
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Snowmen unite! for you have nothing to lose but your bills.
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Ha! As if we’d ever mistake a bureaucrat for humanity. Thanks, as always, for the laugh!
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Hehe. True enough. Most bureaucrats were “hatched” rather than “born,” I think. Thanks so much, Jesse! π
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LMAO! Love it! It’s a great story! π
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Awesome. So good to hear that. Thanks much, Courtney! π
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Hilarious, Eric. Jack Frost works for an electric company as a temp. You’ve let your imagination out to wander again. Good writing. π — Suzanne
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Yeah, my imagination got off leash again and escaped. It does that a lot. π Thanks so much! π
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