This Isn’t Going To Turn Out Well

Photo by: Iain Kelly

Photo by: Iain Kelly

Mick and Murphy were wild horses, but they didn’t know they were wild. They lived in a horse-riding park, but curiously no humans ever bothered to capture them.

Both stallions possessed a prominent mutation, but they didn’t realize they had mutations. When they passed people on horseback, Mick and Murphy simply noted that other horses had similar growths on their backs.

One day, while galloping on the nearby beach, they stopped beside two female horses.

“Nice day for a ride, isn’t it?” said Taylor, sitting upon her horse and grinning salaciously.

Mick’s growth twitched a tendril excitedly and said, “Saarkoft caelipth.”

Brittany said, “We’re going to the BeachHouse. Join us?”

“Trruup mrrphooou!” said Murphy’s growth.

As the two girls led the way, the stallions followed. Brittany said, “Did you understand what they said?”

“Nope, but I think they’re Italian,” smiled Taylor. “Italians are great in bed, you know.” She shuddered. “And those are some Real Italian Stallions!”

“I know, right?” sighed Brittany. “I hope they’re good kissers.”
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Written for Flash Fictin for Aspiring Writers: https://flashfictionforaspiringwriters.wordpress.com/2016/12/26/fffaw-challenge-week-of-december-27-2016/

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About EagleAye

I like looking at the serious subjects in the news and seeking the lighter side of the issue. I love satire and spoofs. I see the ridiculous side of things all the time, and my goal is to share that light-hearted view.
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12 Responses to This Isn’t Going To Turn Out Well

  1. luckyjc007 says:

    You’re right about that! It’s not going to turn out well! Ha! Ha! The ending will be ” quite different.”

    Liked by 1 person

    • EagleAye says:

      Yeah, I expect it will end with the girls screaming and running into the night, stallions looking on in confusion. Too bad no one will believe the girls, unless agent Fox Molder shows up. πŸ˜‰

      Liked by 1 person

  2. Hahahaha! Italian stallions! I am thinking they are from another planet! LOL! Cute story!

    Liked by 1 person

  3. List of X says:

    I’m not sure how good they are at kissing, but they’re definitely hung like a horse. πŸ™‚

    Liked by 2 people

  4. Joy Pixley says:

    That’s quite a mutation they have! And I agree, this is not going to turn out well. Fake “Italian” can only take you so far in romance when you’re a mutant growth stuck to a horse.

    Liked by 1 person

  5. mandibelle16 says:

    Lol. This is hilarious. Walk away now before things get weird lol.

    Liked by 1 person

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