Maurice sat on the lonely rocks of Arizona, waiting. He was a drug dealer, but he reminded himself he did good for humanity. Because of Maurice we had supersonic flight, transistors, computers, cell phones…and internet. Humanity would soon have unlimited fusion power. His buyers developed it slowly per his demand, insuring the designs appeared like “intuitive leaps.”
A starship landed behind him, right on schedule, and two aliens emerged. They approached, wings fluttering, tentacles ungulating. “You got the stuff?” growled Ghrrut.
Maurice held up a thumb drive. “Good for three hours.”
“Yeah, yeah, gimme it!” wailed Drruri. He sweated already, not from the Arizona heat, but from his intense addiction.
“Hang on,” said Maurice. “You brought the gravitic drive?”
Ghrrut patted the complex device. “You’ll make it to Mars in days rather than months.”
They made the exchange. Drurri couldn’t wait. He plugged the drive into his computer and began slobbering.
Maurice walked away. He didn’t understand the aliens’ addiction, but if they liked cute cat videos, so be it.
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Written for Flash Fiction For Aspiring Writers. https://flashfictionforaspiringwriters.wordpress.com/2017/01/02/fffaw-challenge-week-of-january-3-2017/
Hahahaha! The aliens are addicted to cute cat videos! Hilarious! Cute cat videos in exchange of a way to get to Mars in a few days versus a few months! LOL! What a deal! Cute story, Eric!
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Yep. And that’s why Maurice is one of the richest men in the world. Such a low overhead cost for his product, and what he receives in return is worth trillions! Gotta love a deal like that. Glad you enjoyed this one. Thanks so much! ๐
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No kidding! Cats don’t charge to have videos taken of them! Very smart man!
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It could have been worse; much worse…it could have been funny goat videos ๐ฎ
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I’ve seen those! The screaming goats? They really are funny. That might be Maurice’s next product, or maybe news caster bloopers. ๐ Thanks much, Lyn! ๐
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The funniest insane ideas are the ones that are almost believable, and yep, I can almost see this. What is the alien’s weakness? You’d be surprised… Good stuff, Eric!
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Hehe. Those cat videos can be hypnotic, cathartic even. Maybe alien brains are susceptible? ๐ Thanks so much, Joy! ๐
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I am worried now that the cost of cat meat will go up.๐๐๐
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Maybe time to stock up and store it in your freezer? ๐ Thanks so much, Michael! ๐
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Drug dealer selling cat videos? Indeed a super imaginative mind you have. I too love these videos. :):):)
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They do have universal, even galactic, appeal. ๐ Thanks so much, Indira! ๐
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Let’s hope those aliens don’t discover Youtube.
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No doubt. It’ll ruin a perfectly profitable business!
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That’s brilliant! Meeeow!
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Thanks Keith! ๐
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What an ending! Superb!
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Glad you liked it. Thank you very much! ๐
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A very amusing story! He’s definitely found a lucrative arrangement there! Nicely done, Eric. ๐
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Thank you! It’s been lucrative for the power company. Maybe it’s time for the people who actually work to get some of that action. ๐
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Ah cat videos! A common addiction my way.
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They can really hook an unwary mind. ๐
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