Modern Bears

Photo by: Al Forbes

Photo by: Al Forbes

Barney the bear looked at little Bobo and realized there was a complication. “I realize we’ve slept together a few times, Betty, but it’s obvious Bobo isn’t my son.”

Betty sighed, “Yeah, I know but…”

“Shouldn’t he be with his real poppa?”

“Teddy? Pleeease! He drinks Kodiak beer all day. His bear-belly is unbearable.”

“I thought you liked Pierre a lot.”

“For a time I did. I just don’t want to Panda to his kinky ideas anymore.”

“Gordon?”

“Too old. He’s a bit grizzly, don’t you think?”

“Didn’t you and Paul date?”

“Seriously? We’re polar opposites.”

Barney smiled. “Well if you like me…”

“It’s more than like, honey. You’re smart, sweet, and you never bear a grudge. It’s obvious you’re the better bear for my little Bobo. There’s also one more thing. It’s a big one.”

“What’s that?”

“Well,” blushed Betty. “I like that you’re hung like a bear.”
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Written for Sunday Photo Fiction: https://sundayphotofictioner.wordpress.com/2017/01/08/sunday-photo-fiction-january-8th-2017/

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About EagleAye

I like looking at the serious subjects in the news and seeking the lighter side of the issue. I love satire and spoofs. I see the ridiculous side of things all the time, and my goal is to share that light-hearted view.
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21 Responses to Modern Bears

  1. Haha that’s brilliant

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  2. Lyn says:

    ~sigh~ Oh dear….

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  3. joetwo says:

    Who says size doesn’t matter.

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  4. Tena Carr says:

    Ha Ha… Good story. Like your “modern” twist on things.

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  5. List of X says:

    It looks like he’s really hung like a teddy bear, which is to say, not at all. I guess he does know some modern tricks though to make up for it.

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  6. Jade M. Wong says:

    Pfffft, oh gosh I cracked up at the puns and then blushed furiously at the ending. Wickedly good storytelling, E.A.!

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  7. luckyjc007 says:

    Very clever indeed! Enjoyed reading and getting a chuckle and a smile on my face!

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  8. LOL what a cheeky story

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